Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

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There could really only be one winner after @chichi100 came up with this cracking suggestion. Congratulations! You win a rummage in the bargain bin of leftovers from the Jumble Sale of Doom.

A quick recap:
• New agent is attempting to do what Moleman tried and failed to manage - reinvent BYG as a mumfluencer. Her IG page was wiped and her big relaunch was at the ‘Insparashunal Wimmin Awards’ where our big gel wore a crop top and half petticoat and a Claire’s Accessories hairband. She spent the first half of the event photoshopping her photos to post to her grid and the second half stalking Mary Berry. Press photos from the event looked quite different from her grid pics so they were duly removed.
• She’s still plugging away at getting more idiots and incels to sign up to her Only Fans using years old photos as bait.
• There was a story in the press from ‘a source’ which suggested her family were concerned she was back with Chaz.5 as she was reluctant to be involved in his assault investigation. As we know her family continue to follow Chaz on social media and share photos of him with baby gel who has been sharing her love for daddy on her IG account (child prodigy).
• Scrunchies think it’s likely she had her bum implants removed before Christmas (funded by the JSoD) as her arse no longer has its own postcode.
 
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Well done @Chichi and @Clickbait 💖💖❤🥰💕😘 xx
Thanks for the comments in the last thread 💖💕🥰😘 xx..and Well done @Dont swipe up! at spotting me on the Pure Gym advert, that made me smile 😊❤💕💖🥰🤗😘 xx.

Can you imagine the shock at me seeing her in the gym lol 😄😄❤❤😘 xx...

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Is this the future Lozza has planned for baby gel when she hits 18 :sick:

Nothing new there - katona has her daughters taking her seedy photos too

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Lozza on the beg as per usual.

“Need sort this migraine.”

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Grifting massage now eh? Has it occurred to her that said masseur may be purposely avoiding her?
 
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/www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/21134591/towie-legend-teases-return-to-show/
Here we go again then, putting herself forward that she's "ready" to make her glorious comeback.

She's "stronger than ever" you know ;)
"Fans feared for the reality TV queen when she quit social media - now she's back she says she's 'stronger than ever.'
What a load of piffle!
 
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Lets get this straight .. she is ` begging ` for a FREE massage, and is so arrogant, entitled, that she wants the person who ` wont be paid ` to contact her🤷‍♀️ .... scuzzy grifting old moo:rolleyes: ... just get odd bod to massage that massive, bloated moon head ... got a feeling next announcement maybe a ` shock ` pregacy
 

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ah yes, anuvva pregacy, designed to seyal deyer grate lurv ferevva. Rinse and repeat, forget all about baby Lorena, job done :mad:
 
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Lets get this straight .. she is ` begging ` for a FREE massage, and is so arrogant, entitled, that she wants the person who ` wont be paid ` to contact her🤷‍♀️ .... scuzzy grifting old moo:rolleyes: ... just get odd bod to massage that massive, bloated moon head ... got a feeling next announcement maybe a ` shock ` pregacy

More bebby brian
 
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