Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?

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Anybody watch The Apprentice? Thereโ€™s a dead ringer for one of our Big Lozzes alter egoโ€™s on it. Nearly spat my tea out last night โ€ฆโ€ฆ.
This is what she looks like unfiltered and in real life

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What a difference a day makes... ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต
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Again like last time she was papped this is why we got this selfie because again she knew she had been papped and knew she was looking so rough so had to prove the paper pics were tampered with AGAIN
They canโ€™t always be wrong big gal
 
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Dear krusty ... you are flogging a dead horse with this ` cough cough ` client ... rehashing last weeks story, does not make people blind or stupid ( that's your client, not us ) we all saw yesterdays DFAIL pics ( so deflection is futile ) ... which were not of a slim young, petite girl wearing a headband, standing next to Mary B :rolleyes: ... your client is lazy, obese, bloated, and much bigger than she likes to portray, in essence a ` sloth ` ( in all truth, if she owned what she looks like, people wouldn't take the piss, they would relate, nothing wrong in larger women, who own it, and work it to their advantage ) she is also HIGHLY delusional, cut your losses, if moleman the creep couldn't sell her to the public, you wont either ... she offers absolutely NOTHING, ZERO and expects everything to land in her lap, without putting any effort, WERK in ..... quit trying to market this, over weight, unhealthy deluded idiot ... if she cared soo much about being an ` influenzer ` she would shift the weight, and work at it 24/7 ... she does not ... she likes to EAT EAT EAT and filter herself to fuckery ... finally .... you are fooling no one .... WE KNOW WHAT SHE ` REALLY ` LOOKS LIKE ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ and that she is shagging odd bod again๐Ÿ˜– all these deflection fake stories, just make her and you more of a joke ๐Ÿคก
 

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Poor Laorse really doesnโ€™t look well! Sheโ€™s never usually that pale in pics! ! Iโ€™d be taking her to docs in case sheโ€™s anemic or something! I canโ€™t imagine she has the best diet living with that unhealthy unit!
 
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Dear krusty ... you are flogging a dead horse with this ` cough cough ` client ... rehashing last weeks story, does not make people blind or stupid ( that's your client, not us ) we all saw yesterdays DFAIL pics ( so deflection is futile ) ... which were not of a slim young, petite girl wearing a headband, standing next to Mary B :rolleyes: ... your client is lazy, obese, bloated, and much bigger than she likes to portray, in essence a ` sloth ` ( in all truth, if she owned what she looks like, people wouldn't take the piss, they would relate, nothing wrong in larger women, who own it, and work it to their advantage ) she is also HIGHLY delusional, cut your losses, if moleman the creep couldn't sell her to the public, you wont either ... she offers absolutely NOTHING, ZERO and expects everything to land in her lap, without putting any effort, WERK in ..... quit trying to market this, over weight, unhealthy deluded idiot ... if she cared soo much about being an ` influenzer ` she would shift the weight, and work at it 24/7 ... she does not ... she likes to EAT EAT EAT and filter herself to fuckery ... finally .... you are fooling no one .... WE KNOW WHAT SHE ` REALLY ` LOOKS LIKE ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ and that she is shagging odd bod again๐Ÿ˜– all these deflection fake stories, just make her and you more of a joke ๐Ÿคก
She really is at the point of no return isn't she? Especially looks wise. Whatever looks she once had have long gone and aren't ever coming back.

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The photoshopped advert ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ x ..

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What it should really look like.....

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Looooool ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ x
She's got a dead cat on her head!

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I have buy fruit Everyday
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She's actually surprised to be buying it every day? It's a basic part of a healthy human diet.
 
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Poor Laorse really doesnโ€™t look well! Sheโ€™s never usually that pale in pics! ! Iโ€™d be taking her to docs in case sheโ€™s anemic or something! I canโ€™t imagine she has the best diet living with that unhealthy unit!
But Everyday she love a grape!!
 
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She really is at the point of no return isn't she? Especially looks wise. Whatever looks she once had have long gone and aren't ever coming back.

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She's got a dead cat on her head!

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She's actually surprised to be buying it every day? It's a basic part of a healthy human diet.
Nah, BYG gets her daily fruit in wine glasses.
 
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So now she's moaning about buying 7 grapes a week for LaFructose. Still cheaper than 7 bottles of wine grape juice.
 
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This made me pmsl thinking of LaOrse asking Lozza about Jakeโ€™s ghost, Murat, Bear & Chโ€™Arge and anyone else ๐Ÿ™ˆ

 
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Poor Laorse really doesnโ€™t look well! Sheโ€™s never usually that pale in pics! ! Iโ€™d be taking her to docs in case sheโ€™s anemic or something! I canโ€™t imagine she has the best diet living with that unhealthy unit!
Er she eat a grape a day Fank u. She elfy baybee
 
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I really hope someone gives her a free bunch of grapes.
One of those dusty plastic ones from deli displays.
 
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