I genuinely think LaSquareEyes looks so pale in these pics because of the sheer amount of orange fake tan on the other two munters.
Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?
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Ch’Arge is doing a rebrand as well 
Did anyone tell him Lozza failed at her attempt
Did anyone tell him Lozza failed at her attempt
Jeez! That's ol' Muvva Lozza?
Bloody hell!
Nah it’s her friend Lisa someone… I thought it was the bird Chaz shacked up with but it’s this Lisa
Munters incorporated then. I wondered because last viewing of ol muvva lozza she looked like Arfur Mullard.
Guys… the photoshoot
That poor kid
Photoshopped her into a brand new kid! Looks nothing like Lagrape!
Sooooooooooo tacky! Might as well dress the kid head to toe in burberry a la 1990s westbrook! Such a chavvy brand is tiffanies now with all these knock offs.
So creepy when kids are posed as adults. Trust it to be something as vacuous as ‘woman goes shopping’ 
Poor Larose looks miserable and as if she'd rather be anywhere else, poor thing. I'm surprised Lauren didn't Photoshop a grin on that last picture (though the video clip's facial expression looks suspicious).
Maybe Lauren has an eye on putting Larose into beauty pageants and getting her into child modelling?
As for Charles, he's mostly known by the public for shagging Pwicey, doing a kiss 'n' tell, getting a TOWIE z-lister pregnant and wanking with men for cash and clicks (and his piss-poor attempt at rapping), so it would have to be a helluva rebrand. I still don't believe he cheated, it seemed all very artificial-fake-drama-for-attention (a la Katie Price) to me.
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Also about Larose: I think this encourages the being pretty and into designer brands crap mindset that seems very common amongst the TOWIE lot. There's no aspirations to be a decent or aspirational (ambitious) person or focus on self improvement or character, it's all about how the world sees you and duck everything else.
Poor little girl. I hope she becomes the exact opposite of the very narrow world view Lauren has. (...It's like feminism never happened, etc).
Maybe Lauren has an eye on putting Larose into beauty pageants and getting her into child modelling?
As for Charles, he's mostly known by the public for shagging Pwicey, doing a kiss 'n' tell, getting a TOWIE z-lister pregnant and wanking with men for cash and clicks (and his piss-poor attempt at rapping), so it would have to be a helluva rebrand. I still don't believe he cheated, it seemed all very artificial-fake-drama-for-attention (a la Katie Price) to me.
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Also about Larose: I think this encourages the being pretty and into designer brands crap mindset that seems very common amongst the TOWIE lot. There's no aspirations to be a decent or aspirational (ambitious) person or focus on self improvement or character, it's all about how the world sees you and duck everything else.
Poor little girl. I hope she becomes the exact opposite of the very narrow world view Lauren has. (...It's like feminism never happened, etc).
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Is she trying to get her into modelling?
Poor Laprop! Used as a cash machine. That photography company, wow Big Loz, how the mighty have fallen! 346 followers on the gram, reusing clothes on each kid, and then Big Loz comes and hustles a free session! Laprop is not model material, she is a sweet little girl who seems to thrive around dad, then look totally disinterested around her muvver, you can tell she looks confused and like she would rather be anywhere else! I can’t believe they have put a mobile phone in that child’s hand on one of the pictures! There is absolutely zero hope for the Lozzasaurus!
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