Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon

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Charlie also looks like a Chuckie Doll. I'd call him Charlie Chuck but that's a whole different rabbit hole jokes-wise...Though, the "real" Charlie Chuck (woof, bark, donkey) probably made more sense than Loz and Chaz conversing with one another...(Think CC is retired now?).

The comparison with a BN Biscuit is so on point, made me laugh for ages!
 
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Do you think he honestly likes his teef and thinks they look good?
They we’re fine before
I wish people would stop getting these awful joke shop looking Turkey teef.
 
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Definitely a BN Biscuit. I think it's the near-touching eyes!!

 
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Guys have u seen the new working out in a park post from the sun. (I don't buy it and never would shit paper) but it's like a rinse and release from last year. Not on the dm as of yet. She does look a bit smaller.
 
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Thank you xx loool at the Yorkshire pudding xx

As promised last night two pics side by side of Loz from this week and last week xx...

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Mix both together in a bowl and you get ...

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Looool x
I just spat my cup of tea out at that last pic

Why does he always look like some sort of creepy ventriloquist dummy

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He has a passing resemblance to Oliver Reed in Curse of the Werewolf And that child is the spit of him - no wonder BFG keeps filtering her !
 

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Guys have u seen the new working out in a park post from the sun. (I don't buy it and never would shit paper) but it's like a rinse and release from last year. Not on the dm as of yet. She does look a bit smaller.
scroll back a few pages on here , there’s loads of pics etc of her in her Asda uniform lol
 
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Even my husband says .5 has murderers eyes and pissed himself laughing at the turkey teef!
 
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And now she's winking god knows what the driver is thinking, probably wondering how his car has magic people slimming abilities
I hope someone takes a pic of fatty mcbutterpants without filters ..shes such a twat ,I bet she hates going out because she likes her (fans) to think she actually looks like this ,fuck knows why she looks like a space invader chrisp.i bet she smells like the beef flavour ones as well ..
 
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She has a knack for choosing the worst outfit in any shop.
Owners must rub their hands in glee and drag out That Outfit that hasn't sold year after year, and stick it in pride of place ready for her.
 
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Has she actually been invited to something or is she down B&Q car park for a dogging session?

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