You just KNOW the gender reveal is going to be horrific - isn't she estranged from her entire family? Will have to hire out some other z listers to attend. My baby name picks - Jayden for a boy and Talullah for a girl.
Nah that’s very unlikely as he has also put this emojis on non football photos. I wish i could shareMaybe he meant your husbands footie skills were on fire
Cue all the freebies just like PwiceyShe’ll go all out diamanté encrusted nursery from top to bottom and designer outfits galore and the baby will have a unique moniker. Coco-Sheesh for a girl or Charlo-Polo for a boy. These next few months are going be entertaining. Thank you Lauren for giving us some life during lockdownI suggest a virtual clap for Lauren at 6pm
I’ve only just found out about the pregnancy, I said to myself that I will no longer poke fun at her as pregnancy is a wonderful gift... then I read her post and I’m right back to dissing the sweetcorn pot bellied trog!Beggers can't be choosers Lauren.
No way is she selfless enough to ditch the fillers, Botox, sunbedsI always try to see the nice side in everything and I really hope this is what she needs to give her life focus and direction. With or without Charles. Because now she’s going to have to think about and prioritise someone else 24/7 instead of herself. This could be a really good opportunity to have a reset- she can’t drink/smoke etc, can’t have Botox and fillers, can’t use sunbeds for the next 6 months. And certainly ditch the Only Fans. She could use this as an opportunity to reconnect with a softer, kinder and more feminine side to herself instead of constantly needing to look sexy.
She could now focus on her health, promote beauty, wellness, pregnancy and baby products. Of course get fit and lose weight after baby. Maybe get those huge boob implants downsized later down the line (nothing wrong with having a yummy mummy makeover). And then show her priority is really looking after herself properly and her baby. And if it works out with Charles, great but he’s also not a big deal in the grand scheme of things. She has what she needs from him now (sorry to be harsh about that but she really does not need him as a partner. Just hope he steps up as a father) I would have so much more respect for her and love her like her Towie days if this becomes her focus. Look at Sam Fairs and all the others who have become mums- they’re trendy, fashionable, keep fit and healthy (properly, not posing in the park), and soft and feminine and are also great mums. I hope Lauren follows the same way.
Pulling at the exact same placesXLol clearly photoshopped on
Did Oddbod want a pump and dump and now he’s got Big Loz and her oversized bump? [/QUOTE said:
now that is a new thread title!!
KP will be seethingIsn't KP trying to get pregnant with her new fella?
40’s closer to Lauren’s age than Charlie boy at 23!His mum had him when she was 17 so she will be a 40 year old grandmother.
That’s flabVery different to the video. Photoshopping the baby before it’s even been born
Can’t be bothered to find the original message but if the posters version of a good mum is Sam Faiers then the world really has gone madNo way is she selfless enough to ditch the fillers, Botox, sunbeds
And Sam Faiers is not a mother of the year examplejetting your kids off during a pandemic whilst illegal to do so. Then coming home and moaning how hard homeschooling is. Yeah right. The sooner these sad af pretentious wannabes disappear from the limelight the better
Hahaha I know, I'm all for bonkers in the zeleb name department, liberty after one of favourite shops.tasteful.... like Liberty Blue.....
Where is the video?The difference in that video! That’s not a bump, that’s her gut! Those cover photos are a complete fantasy.
I think if she is pregnant (I am sceptical but maybe she is?), old Chaz will be out of there before the little mite appears. I do think though this is all a publicity stunt to get her some more positive press. But if I’m wrong, I apologise in advance!
Fair enough about Sam! Didn’t realise she did that.No way is she selfless enough to ditch the fillers, Botox, sunbeds
And Sam Faiers is not a mother of the year examplejetting your kids off during a pandemic whilst illegal to do so. Then coming home and moaning how hard homeschooling is. Yeah right. The sooner these sad af pretentious wannabes disappear from the limelight the better
I didn’t necessarily mean she was mother of the year. Just that she set a better example of how to portray herself in the media as a mother than lauren does right now. I also wasn’t aware of the recent stuff with her flying abroad etc so I stand corrected!Can’t be bothered to find the original message but if the posters version of a good mum is Sam Faiers then the world really has gone mad
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