Lauren Goodger #77 Microwave seller, split with her fella, size 8 forever

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geordiegirl

New thread! Thanks to @JakeM for the new thread title!

Prev thread here:

Lauren Goodger #76 Lying Lozza nothing but a scam, selling stained clothes under friends and fam

Thanks to @Sjr2607 for the shiny new thread title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-75-lady-that-does-it-alllllll-me-a-ball.34172/ Roundup: Where the eff do we start?!!! She’s been the gift that keeps on giving this week… So, very apparent she’s being turfed out...
tattle.life

As you were Scrunchies!
 
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Jujujulia95

Thanks for the new thread! Hope no one minds me reposting the pic, just thought it's too much of a pearl to let it get lost in previous thread. Sums this catfish up perfectly


 
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Notredamn

Most excellent choice of title @JakeM
Thank you for the new thread @geordiegirl

I can’t get over her Jake story. She is off the batshittery scale! Too childish to know she’s wearing rose tinted glasses looking back at the past due to the circumstances. And implying what they were like in the sack together with the devil emoji…wtf
 
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Your Da Sells Avon

Just thinking out loud- I wonder if her & the mate are viewing somewhere under the pretence of it being her new place but really she’s going to be living in the agent’s box room hence attempting to offload all the crud of the day?
 
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Xxcxcc

Who does she think she is. She really is delusional. Thinks she is this massive sex symbol. Genuinely can't believe how much she loves herself, she is absolutely rotten. Can't get a new man as Kirk seen what a catfish she was so she is now banging on about a fucking dead man. Does she think this will make ,5 jealous or something. She is a fucking weirdo . Probably planning on digging her ex up and taking him out for Halloween
 
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JakeM

Thank you to everyone who voted

Recap -
• Selling old tat, including 7 microwaves and an 'unused' mirror
• put up another post about her ex (Jake) who recently passed away
• Lauren’s ex friend (Elvis lookalike Jacqueline) is in a relationship with Charles
• Charles' ex girlfriend (Amy) posted a vile message sent by Jacqueline
• We we’re treated to more heavily photoshopped photos over the past week
• YouTube career is still on hold
• She bewful ball
 
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geordiegirl

Yeo and why would you get rid of sofas beds etc if you were moving to a new place unless it’s furnished?
 
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Your Da Sells Avon

geordiegirl said:
Yeo and why would you get rid of sofas beds etc if you were moving to a new place unless it’s furnished?
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Again just thinking out loud - I wonder if it’s a crafty / underhand plan of hers to move in and then say oh I got rid of the beds, sofas etc as I needed a fresh start and then commence the begging for all new stuff
 
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*Cherrycola*

Imagine how many homes that kid will know over the course of her childhood. With all the opportunities that lump has had in life, you'd think she'd have bought her own place, instead of shoving her cash down her fat neck.
 
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minnietheminx

How can she afford £500 a week rent? Add council tax, bills etc plus food, you’d need at least £5 grand a month income, minimum!
 
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