Lauren Goodger #70 Playing with Laorse is too much hassle, so Loz turned her lips into a bouncy castle

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Wheres the party? Looks like its in a cow shed! What a bleeping state
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The state of the botched arse shelf at the end 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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Omg the state of that beast. I wish I was there to watch her jiggle. Everything piled behind wobbling all over the place. Those guests must be having a right laugh at that. She looks so desperate and the OPPOSITE of what sexy is whatever that word is. It’s hard not to watch.
 
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The STILLS are life … the lips and those teef .. i mean they could tender a contract for Qantas for aisle emergency exit lighting

for a nano second I did think #6 was cuntchops too
 

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Her knickers must be fully out? I can’t work that dress out it looks like it barely covers her flaps.

I am nearly the same age as Lozza and also had pregnancies close together (not as close as BYG) . However, despite how much I dislike it, I fully recognise that my previous size 6 body now resembles a baby orca and would not be subjecting myself or any other innocent civilians to a peek at it stuffed into some lycra.
 
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I honestly don’t understand the lips. Does she think it’s attractive?
 
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The STILLS are life … the lips and those teef .. i mean they could tender a contract for Qantas for aisle emergency exit lighting

for a nano second I did think #6 was cuntchops too
That is no mother..she doesn't have a maternal bone in her body! I know I'm late to the party and it's already been said but that bleep is subhuman!!! My heart would literally ache for my little baby, it'd take a long, long time for me to even accept what had happened let alone move on with my life as best I could...it's still raw and she's acting like a cheap slag I can't even find the right words to describe her right now..
 
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Lauren Goodger #71 Laorse being babysat by Nanny Crack, BYG out partying but where is the hat?
 
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Hey scrunchies. Im still in a world of pain. No word from my apparent ex. No explanation. I know this isn’t mumsnet but it feels good to just spill a little sometimes as I’m a pretty private person irl. I wish I could wake up at the part where im okay. I miss him like crazy already. 😓

In LozzaLand we trust! She has truly bought a community together. That is a massive achievement! Almost as massive as her perkift au naushrel arse from doing squats….

This thread is truly getting me through a hard time. Let the chaos commence!
 
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Hey scrunchies. Im still in a world of pain. No word from my apparent ex. No explanation. I know this isn’t mumsnet but it feels good to just spill a little sometimes as I’m a pretty private person irl. I wish I could wake up at the part where im okay. I miss him like crazy already. 😓

In LozzaLand we trust! She has truly bought a community together. That is a massive achievement! Almost as massive as her perkift au naushrel arse from doing squats….

This thread is truly getting me through a hard time. Let the chaos commence!
Thinking of you 🤍 I found the no contact videos on YouTube really helpful and a pleasant distraction when going through a break up
 
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Lauren Goodger #71 Big fat Loz is out on the lash, sporting a dirty tit stained ‘tache
 
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