Lauren Goodger #7 Big loz flouts all lockdown rules, sweetcorn makes up 95% of her stools

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Seriously that is one state and there is nothing remotely sexy about that either . Hair like worzal gummidge, I would love to know what odd bod actually thinks about all this whilst he glances up from playing with his X box.... surely he must look at her edited version and think
 
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Big loz shouts: ‘Oi Chaz, get that sweet corn in the pan and heat it up I’m just busy spreading my flaps, I’ll be there in a min’
 
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What a strange old life these Z lists lead, normal person = busy doing household stuff , watching Netflix , busy with kids , working.. Lozza = busy spreading her meaty flaps for a tenner..
 
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Surely she must be constantly on the sniff to have enough self belief that this is actually appealing?!?!
 
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Big Loz reveals she’s a Covid denier
The new pap pics show she’s a photoshopped liar
This! This! This! I love it ! Off to Instagram I go to report big Loz for her dirty porny string bag arse photos
 
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And finally, after months of stalking through inhospitable terrain, the team has finally achieved its goal. The first recorded sighting of the Lowland Lozzapotamous. This creature is characterised by its abnormally large hindquarters, short stocky legs and large flat face. The Lozzapotamous rarely leaves its lair before nightfall, when it is able to completely change its appearance as it hunts for a mate.
 
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I reported the story too. It tickles me when she gets pissed off about her stories being removed
 
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Since @265 isn't here is someone opening a new thread or ? I don't know the scenario as haven't been here for one when 265 wasnt here
 
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@WordSalad please do more of this, very funny.

Why does Laurens bum have ledges, do you ladies all have a ledge bum or am I odd?
 
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Same, I will have a look

Update: I think you have to be at a certain level as I can't see a new thread option anywhere.
you just need to go back to the main screen and the new thread button is on the top right of the page. You cant see it when your in a thread. Then report your own last post and then mods then lock the thread
 
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@WordSalad please do more of this, very funny.

Why does Laurens bum have ledges, do you ladies all have a ledge bum or am I odd?
I don't have a ledge bum, maybe her Mum and Dad had ledge bums and their Mum and Dad had ledge bums and it's just hereditary that at the age of 28 they all get ledge bums.

Just reported her porno bum for false information lol gave me a giggle

Will try do new thread now !!!!


NEW THREAD
 
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