Lauren Goodger #63 The longest pregnancy in history, whilst Oddbod’s sexuality remains a mystery!

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WelshMam

xyzcba said:
New thread title: She a ball, He a bike, Yous a boat, Try do better 😂

There was me impatiently tap tap tapping my foot awaiting the new ridiculous name - sorry, birth - and this gem plops in our lap! 100% Lozzaraptor. Even referring to herself as a girl 😂 "Have a day off" Lozzer, haven't you got bigger problems right now?
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This surely HAS to be the next thread title. Just absolutely brilliant. Can’t stop laughing thinking of other Tattlers not on this thread seeing that in the list of chats.
 
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WordSalad

WordSalad

Baby gel pushed out
Paternity's in doubt
But Loz wiv ya history
There ain't no mystery
It's Chaz or Murat
And that's that.
 
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Salyara

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"Yous are skating her boat" - what does this mean? I'm stumped. Glaswegians says "youse" a lot to refer to other people, in everyday slang. Might be a Weegie (I am one, before anyone takes the hump).l
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I think it's meant to be slating her boat, as in boat race = face cockney rhyming slang
 
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Silly-old-Slapper

Silly-old-Slapper

xyzcba said:
New thread title: She a ball, He a bike, Yous a boat, Try do better 😂

There was me impatiently tap tap tapping my foot awaiting the new ridiculous name - sorry, birth - and this gem plops in our lap! 100% Lozzaraptor. Even referring to herself as a girl 😂 "Have a day off" Lozzer, haven't you got bigger problems right now?
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To make sure it's found in the search and please make sure we use this! (and please credit @xyzcba )

Lauren Goodger #64 She a ball, He a bike, Yous a boat, Try do better
 
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Mikesqueen

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Thread suggestion:
Lauren Goodger #64: She a ball, he a bike; yous a boat, wait a sec I’ll get my coat!
 
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Nelly's mum

Eureka said:
“Yous are skating here boat”. What does that even mean?
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Is it supposed to read 'Skitting her about' 🤷‍♀️

I think that is deffo written by our bewful yun gel - we are truly blessed, what a great day to be a scrunchie!!
 
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Emmie81

Emmie81

I wonder if Boris is thinking … “at least I’m not Lauren Goodger” so my life isn’t that bad
 
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Polly_89

Just came here to say I thought her comments regarding her ex’s passing were very respectful and showed an amount of class/lack of clout chasing I didn’t think Lauren had
 
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Sjr2607

Sjr2607

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Lachunk out with Chazza, nice to see her having fun. I reackon BYG has had bubba by csection and is in hospital
 
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Sjr2607

Sjr2607

Polly_89 said:
She’s a bloody baby/toddler - she isn’t really chunky. Wtf is wrong with you. Slag off Lauren, her ridiculous man or her parenting all you want but trolling an actual infant is a bit gross
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She is extremely chunky, calling her that is not trolling ffs, she has been called far worse on here, now go bother someone else
 
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