This is an undeniably going to be the love story of 2021
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I don’t think she ever will , she shows a narcissistic personality. She needs to be more real and stop editing her face to duck ! Apparently she used to love herself at school, that’s from someone who went to her school.
It's the one eye open for me. I am all for lovely love I do not need to see anyone maul their partner while having one eye on the camera lens.
Grim as duck .
Edited to add : I just watched the stories and it's not the camera lens she's looking at , you can 100% see she's looking at and then acknowledging another person .
The passion between them is truly sizzling
Lauren would never do this as, in her mind, she is a major zleb and does not need to work! Hard work is not for her. She thinks she can get by on her looks, charm, love, and pap walks.
My first post on a Lozza thread. Happy New Year tattlers 
. I love reading this thread.....so I thought I'd join in 
. Her & Chaz, a match made in 'A list' celebrity heaven....in her head anyway 
. Thinking ahead to their fairytale wedding *snort* how will they possibly make her look fabulous on the pics? 
. Obviously a LARGE part of her can be covered by a dress & industrial strength corsetry. But the rest....who knows 
. Like many of you, I wonder why she works so hard to portray herself as a size 8 skinny?! She would do far better to own her curves & market to the real sized women. She would make more money & have genuine support. It must be exhausting & soul destroying being constantly fake. And as for Chaz...no words .
. I love reading this thread.....so I thought I'd join in . Her & Chaz, a match made in 'A list' celebrity heaven....in her head anyway . Thinking ahead to their fairytale wedding *snort* how will they possibly make her look fabulous on the pics? . Obviously a LARGE part of her can be covered by a dress & industrial strength corsetry. But the rest....who knows . Like many of you, I wonder why she works so hard to portray herself as a size 8 skinny?! She would do far better to own her curves & market to the real sized women. She would make more money & have genuine support. It must be exhausting & soul destroying being constantly fake. And as for Chaz...no words .
Like a bacon frazzleThe passion between them is truly sizzling
You're absolutely right @BigMavis BUT the reality is these 5 minute wonder z-listers are just too lazy to do any ACTUAL work. They all want money for doing bugger all. Skanky flaps Pricey is just the same. No longer relevant, ship well & truly sailed, definitely z-list BUT desperately trying to make money & stay relevant by doing bugger all! I just don't get it
Ohhhhhh, I love a bacon frazzleLike a bacon frazzle
......Lozza & Chaz, not so much What? An entire English breakfast sizzle: 6 eggs, 2 packets of bacon, 6 sausages (and that’s just for Lauren)Like a bacon frazzle
How long before big old lozza is impregnated by chunky Charlie ?
Would he really want to be linked with her for the next 18 years? I think, inwardly, he is petrified of her getting pregnant but he loves the (cough) limelight more at this stage. Can you imagine what she will be like if she was a single mum, slagging the dad off at every turn, like her good friend Lauryn Goodman.
Have you seen the rents on Harley Street properties? Does anyone want to look like a monster? She has no business brain at all. Fail/fail before it could even begin.
God she’s like some of the idiots round here: posting about their “depression and anxiety” and fishing for their mates to tell them how much of a hero they are when they’re just up and down from the gear! Pisses me right off as I actually have OCD and wouldn’t touch drugs etc as they just make it worse.
Big Loz is also like our local morons as she keeps posting conspiracy theories and acting like nothing is happening. These thickos are why we’re in this mess now. I just wish we had the strong reactions of Barbados for instance- I bloody hope they throw the book at that cretin Zara!!
I couldn't cope with that but it is true she would be just like Lauryn Goodman . The baby would be called Charles Drury Junior it's all inevitable .
Have never had a human but I can imagine that with bum and boob implants being very pregnant would be even more tasking as your body is already accomodating unatural weight .
Also I just realized Michelle was on the cover of Woman's Health and was also talking about how people always ask her about starting a family and the very next day was Big Loz's baby and marriage headline ......
Charles Drury isn’t exactly a catch though he is. Lauryn has KWs cash all Lauren will get is a small share of CDs gay porn penniesI couldn't cope with that but it is true she would be just like Lauryn Goodman . The baby would be called Charles Drury Junior it's all inevitable .
Have never had a human but I can imagine that with bum and boob implants being very pregnant would be even more tasking as your body is already accomodating unatural weight .
Also I just realized Michelle was on the cover of Woman's Health and was also talking about how people always ask her about starting a family and the very next day was Big Loz's baby and marriage headline ......
Don't forget his music video royalties mwhahahahahahhahahahaCharles Drury isn’t exactly a catch though he is. Lauryn has KWs cash all Lauren will get is a small share of CDs gay porn pennies
It’s so weird watching the video. One second the lips are their. Then they just vanish when they kiss. That must be one heavy auto filter. And he doesn’t even know where to kiss her the lips are so massive.
Geniushe was always my go to character - his fat arse helped me win and besides - they have similarities don’t they
Not a lot of activity from Lauren but she posted this a few minutes ago.
Just want to leave this here
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