Lauren Goodger #58 She a lump, he a tool, poor La'horse freezing in the pool

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I rewatched it. Her voice and his voice and the way they look. Omg it’s just pure trailer trash. And she wanted to be on a talk show. She can’t even speak properly. She Must have to get paid a bit to not be able to edit that video and release it like that. How humiliating, no wonder she hasn’t sent the link for that.
 
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‘Harley and I are back together now’

Who’s Harley?
So she's at the dentist whilst doing the interview, yes?
And charlie is wearing fat large's cast off body suit.
And chinos.

And now i can't unsee the 3 arms , or the fivepac gangsigns.
 
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She looks like she’s on that puppet show when someone is standing behind her and using their arms in a comedy sketch.


What a unit she is
 
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So I’ve done a screenshot of the video and then lifted a similar photo from the article. It’s not an exact match but the posing and position are really similar.

Here are the photos side by side:
 
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She sounds like she has a severe nasal infection. And she can barely breathe. That video was horrendous
 
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Ok.
That's the first time I have made myself listen to lozza.
Oh fuck me sideways and call me moses.

That's a French and Saunders sketch surely!

He looks at her with disgust throughout.

My favourites are learning that one pushes a baby back (presumably to store it in the arse shelf?) when giving birth, and probably the only true thing she said was about lafuckedoff treating her with contempt.



My brain has now atrophied to the size of a pea.
 
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A comment on her recent post
‘I scream house down she been traumatised’
I scream house down? But u gonna be in the stable this time hun, like an orse wiv legs pulled back. Ain't that so? Lol.

I think all her posts about 'all the DM's asking me for advise about..blah blah blah' are posted by herself, from her imaginary 'fans'.
 
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Oh Pom - definitely one of your best.
I’m howling
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That's killed me Pom you make me laugh so much .
Thanks very much for the comments.. Love from Pom xx.

Is Chaz trying to copy the 'Terry Wogan Bulge' pic x








Loooooooooooooooool

Of to catch up ..
 
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Both of them look HUGE! I don't get why he has to be in all her interviews with her?
 
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So I’ve done a screenshot of the video and then lifted a similar photo from the article. It’s not an exact match but the posing and position are really similar.

Here are the photos side by side:
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They've shopped Larose's legs thinner. Slimming down a baby - what a shit rag you are, OK.

Has anyone, please, got a link for the video? I can't open the video on OK's website (overseas) and I can't find a youtube of it yet. I've got serious FOMO It sounds amazing!

Thanks Pom, your plucky legless skateboarder has secured my place in hell I think I've pulled a muscle laughing...
 
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