Lauren Goodger #55 Oh dear Lozza you look a state Your jacket is pleather and your face is a plate!

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geordiegirl

New thread! Thanks @Clickbait for the new title!

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Lauren Goodger #54 Queen of Scams, Fists Like Hams

Congratulations to @FlirtyThirty who narrowly edged out @WordSalad to win the new thread title crown 👑 @WordSalad you should try again for the next thread as it will remain true for that one as well! (Thread #53 Post 955) Quick roundup: The YouTube video had still not arrived so she recorded...
tattle.life

As you were Scrunchies!
 
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Hootero

Is it just me or does ‘The Plate and Pleather’ sound like a local pub she’d frequent?
 
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Pom Bear

I leave this here for now and be catching up next on Friday when I'm back from a short break to Devon. Love from Pom xx.

More screens of real Loz this time in Piccadilly Circus lol x

 
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HeCannitSeeMan

Christ almighty I’ve just seen the most awful clip of byg and mark on tik tok- I have no idea how that cretinous twat who looks like zippy with a toupee managed to not be held to account for his behaviour!




I’ve had to find it on YT to share-i hate to defend old plate face but FUUUUCK he is so mentally abusive
 
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FlirtyThirty

That’s horrid. But how much of that is them and how much is producers screeching DRAMAAAAZ DAHLINGS MORE DRAMAAAAZ….because she doesn’t look bothered
 
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hayleybaby

She’s almost unrecognisable in that video. I know she’s a lot younger but she hasn’t just aged, she’s got a new (moon) face entirely!
 
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Silly-old-Slapper

What IS she going on about? are word limited on IG posts now?



And who's gonna buy BYG's car. still waiting for it's top coat! (what she driving round n now, come on Lozza get to the pumps for a pap shot!)



 
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Hootero

I’ve said it before but they look like they could be brother and sister. Anyone else see the resemblance?
 
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HeCannitSeeMan

FlirtyThirty said:
That’s horrid. But how much of that is them and how much is producers screeching DRAMAAAAZ DAHLINGS MORE DRAMAAAAZ….because she doesn’t look bothered
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Yeah you have a pony- the fact sams dress changes entirely at the end.

they’re both absolute Rotters but I maintain that he treated her fucking awfully- which arg tried to emulate with Lydia and the GC, yet somehow haven’t been pulled up on it.
 
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Intoxicating

she posted this nonsense earlier yesterday - a rough translation of Lozza - she loves the kid but can’t wait until it goes to bed at 7:30pm when Lozza gets her “life” back

 
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Kat_Valentine

In BYG’s defence (which I will only do this once) I think the majority of parents feel this way

That being said, don’t know why she’s so desperate for bedtime, she just dumps the kid in a bouncer or ball out and whacks YouTube one. Most other parents are usually knackered from either looking after their kids all day (i.e actually doing stuff and interacting with them) or working a full day and then doing dinner, bath time routine.
 
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