Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

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She got him to clean up heaps. On twitter there used to be vids of him in spas with other guys either having just finished waking each other off or just about too.

and he had videos with a “famous” porn guy star too
He's such a catch.
Waving his manky underwear around and slapping his floppy parts.
Such a catch.

Oooh , and a brilliant rapper too.
 
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No she’s calculating. She knows exactly what she’s doing. Why all of a sudden the naked bath pics. Perfect timing with advertising OF. She did the same last year.
And I don’t believe she needed to put .x on LaRoses insta name.
Yep no need for the x. Baby.larose is available as a user name
 
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I used to set my OFs to 6.99 a month and posted daily pics. I was top 9% BEFORE their cut taking £900 or so a month. Anything you see about OFs earnings is a scam to make you join.
 
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Blowie - I agree with all of this aside from the plus size clothing line. She dresses appallingly - has no taste and actively shuns natural fibres. If there were a load of Big Loz’s wandering the streets with their thighs rubbing together* in polyester we’d have people spontaneously combusting all over the shop. I’m surprised she’s not banned from the petrol station forecourts for being a fire hazard

Of course she did promise Laulié the leisurewear clothing line with Oddbod but nothing came of it. Either because it was actually going to be Larose’s name but Scrunchies rumbled her, or because she is bone idle and incapable of putting any sustained graft into making any of her ventures successful. She’s currently a full time mother and uses the TV as a babysitter - her most longed for vocation and she still can’t muster the effort.

*Absolutely nothing wrong with thighs rubbing together and am not trying to body shame with this comment. As has been said many times on here - no one cares if Big Loz is a size 16 or more, she just needs to stop lying that she’s a 10-12.
 
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we are all still waiting with eager anticipation for the YouTube channel to be updated from their day out …… she never follows through with anything she says.
 
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I misread that as ‘full time flubber’
 
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Very true. My apologies for trying to encourage a mass spontaneous combustion in petrol stations up and down the country clickie. It could of been a catastrophe
 
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we are all still waiting with eager anticipation for the YouTube channel to be updated from their day out …… she never follows through with anything she says.
It will be like when people do interviews under witness protection. She’ll be sat with her chair turned back to the camera, shrouded in darkness. She’s waiting on a delivery of extra heavy lined curtains.
 
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It will be like when people do interviews under witness protection. She’ll be sat with her chair turned back to the camera, shrouded in darkness. She’s waiting on a delivery of extra heavy lined curtains.
That's a fantastic mental image.
 
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She got him to clean up heaps. On twitter there used to be vids of him in spas with other guys either having just finished waking each other off or just about too.

and he had videos with a “famous” porn guy star too
Can’t believe I’m asking this. Someone take me off this thread……. Can anyone find it? Just to clarify I am a female and straight but I want to see it omg have I gone mad!
 
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Can’t believe I’m asking this. Someone take me off this thread……. Can anyone find it? Just to clarify I am a female and straight but I want to see it omg have I gone mad!
I think someone may have posted some stuff in the earlier threads. But not sure if it lasted long here. It’s been cleaned up mostly in the net I believe but I recall someone not king ago posted something here
 
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I leave this here before catching up later xx.

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POM! I’m on a packed train from London and just burst out laughing!! AHAHAHAHAHA! She’s half Gargoyle/half Gremlin here! I bloody love it!!

Is she at the Brit Awards tonight with all the other stars?
Well, there’s no award for the most Bewful Brit ‘yun ‘gel is there? Not yet anyway...
 
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