She’s advertised this like probably three times in the last year
. No one wants your stupid commission based slave job because nobody wants to buy your polyester fake crap you dumb blob.
Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid
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. No one wants your stupid commission based slave job because nobody wants to buy your polyester fake crap you dumb blob.
Why does she need to hawk around for a hairdresser to do her blow dry? She's been doing these shoots "for 12 years"; surely she must have the number of every sucker in Essex she's freebie'd off on speed dial; unless she's bled them dry of goodwill and reputation - beggy mare.
I’d have thought if she was going to a shoot they’d provide hair and make up as standard but if BYG is such a megastar then I guess she’d only trust whoever she can wangle for free off Facebook marketplace
She's out out unfiltered lads:
Pregnant Lauren Goodger wraps up warm in black padded coat and leggings | Daily Mail Online
Anyone else think she's been "adjusting" Lamoneyspinner's little legs and ankles?
Pregnant Lauren Goodger wraps up warm in black padded coat and leggings | Daily Mail Online
Anyone else think she's been "adjusting" Lamoneyspinner's little legs and ankles?
A narna n a powwidge a narna n a powwidge
That’s really beginning to piss me off. Lawose ffs get teef so we get a new song
That’s really beginning to piss me off. Lawose ffs get teef so we get a new song
Is she wearing Nora Batty stockings or are they just fat rolls on her ankles? Definitely not the weather for sliders.
Aww lawose actually smiling and engaging is lovely to see, with the bag of blocks. Though I do wonder if her reaction and smile if because she’s dreaming of putting that bag over lozzas face.
Have they edited her hands? Fingers looking funny. Must of only had a couple of quid spare to pay them to do her hands
Im pretty sure she's really saying 'fucks sake mum cant you bloody make anything other than nannaaaass and porridge'? Who wants the same brekkie day in day out??A narna n a powwidge a narna n a powwidge
That’s really beginning to piss me off. Lawose ffs get teef so we get a new song
God I'm so far behind been engrossed in Scottish Tik Tok threads my Lozza obsession has subsided.
...are you here after a relapse, or do you consider yourself to be completely Lozza free now?
Well to be honest I've seen nothing in the Daily Mail so my invested interest in Lozza has pretty much gone.
Why can’t she get a coat that fits 
It’s the coats fault for shrinking, her bewful soft body is only getting better and better! I blame those terrible people who swap her normal perfect size 10 clothes for size 4. I imagine she will address this issue on her long anticipated and highly subscribe YewTeube channel.
God she’s so offensive! She has her hair done all the bleeping time. She must leave a trail of stylists behind her thinking, ‘why doesn’t she ask me to do it, am I not good enough at my job?’
And wanting to find a dogsbody she handle her old, worthless garments again! I hope she finds someone like KP did who ended up keeping all the money when flogging her manky odds and ends. She’s the type to leave skiddies all over her bathroom cos the ‘cleaner will see to it’ entitled scruffy undignified mare.
And wanting to find a dogsbody she handle her old, worthless garments again! I hope she finds someone like KP did who ended up keeping all the money when flogging her manky odds and ends. She’s the type to leave skiddies all over her bathroom cos the ‘cleaner will see to it’ entitled scruffy undignified mare.
Well, "pretty much gone" is not "completely".
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Just found Lozza's ad:
i amm bewfelyungel with faymous yewchoob channal and bAFTER ward winning bewfelyungel, britains most faymus bewfewlyungel.
i need a cleener and a lAddee wot can blow dry my bewfelyunglocks and wash mY bewfel skiddies (accept the onees i send to my fanZ which i nevah wash). also need sum1 to look after LasAgne wenn i am bizzee chatting to my bewfelyungFanZ
there is no pay but U can c wot it iz lyke living with a BAFTER SOOPERSTAR BEWFELYUNGEL
i amm bewfelyungel with faymous yewchoob channal and bAFTER ward winning bewfelyungel, britains most faymus bewfewlyungel.
i need a cleener and a lAddee wot can blow dry my bewfelyunglocks and wash mY bewfel skiddies (accept the onees i send to my fanZ which i nevah wash). also need sum1 to look after LasAgne wenn i am bizzee chatting to my bewfelyungFanZ
there is no pay but U can c wot it iz lyke living with a BAFTER SOOPERSTAR BEWFELYUNGEL
Scrunchies on 
today
I just wish I lived closer so I could become Loz’s clothes slave. Bet she expects them to wash and iron all clothes at their own expense too because she has no washing machine (disappeared with the wifi).
What do we think she’ll give them as payment - 10% of duck all?
todayI just wish I lived closer so I could become Loz’s clothes slave. Bet she expects them to wash and iron all clothes at their own expense too because she has no washing machine (disappeared with the wifi).
What do we think she’ll give them as payment - 10% of duck all?
Someone enquire what pay she’s offering
Our Lozza doesn’t believe in payment. She thinks people should feel privileged that a TOWIE icon allowed them to breathe in her presence.
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