Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[MuckyDucker]

so I'm gonna launch a you tube channelllllll!!!!!!

ps I have no computer

pps I have no wifi (have I paid the bill I wonder??)

ppps So soz for any delays to my channel its not my fault

pppps Please send me a free laptop

WTAF!!!

 

[Userom]

Just seen the YouTube update so straight to Tattle.

OMG what an absolute numpty

Like all her millions () of subscribers are waiting for the content. The only people waiting are us Tattlers so we can have a good laugh !

BYG you need to pay your WiFi bill

 

[WordSalad]

so I'm gonna launch a you tube channelllllll!!!!!!

ps I have no computer

pps I have no wifi (have I paid the bill I wonder??)

ppps So soz for any delays to my channel its not my fault

pppps Please send me a free laptop

WTAF!!!

She showed off the expensive camera kit she bought but forgot about a laptop? Doh! And what is that creepy background sound? Lahummusandcarrot? Need to try harder hun.

 

[MuckyDucker]

Just seen the YouTube update so straight to Tattle.

OMG what an absolute numpty

Like all her millions () of subscribers are waiting for the content. The only people waiting are us Tattlers so we can have a good laugh !

BYG you need to pay your WiFi bill

Wifi isn't even that expensive, unless she's been cut off and now needs to reinstate lines etc .....

My monthly wifi is cheaper than 2 steaks ;-)

 

[Sunnydaze101]

What’s a dick. That was painful to watch. That music and her face all over the place.

how does she watch Sky all day without broadband. Is that cocomellon thing on normal tv? Did she cut off sky sports??? Now Charlie will never come round.

Bewful soft pretty

She must have got a lot of slack for her weaning advise. Wish she would just shut her trap. It’s dangerous.

 

[MerhabafromMurat]

What's her youchewb channel link please?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She won’t have content for at least two weeks apparently

 

[Sjr2607]

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What’s a dick. That was painful to watch. That music and her face all over the place.

how does she watch Sky all day without broadband. Is that cocomellon thing on normal tv? Did she cut off sky sports??? Now Charlie will never come round.

Bewful soft pretty

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She must have got a lot of slack for her weaning advise. Wish she would just shut her trap. It’s dangerous.

Cocomelon is on netflix and Amazon prime so she defo has wifi the lying witch

 

[bignellie]

Just seen the YouTube update so straight to Tattle.

OMG what an absolute numpty

Like all her millions () of subscribers are waiting for the content. The only people waiting are us Tattlers so we can have a good laugh !

BYG you need to pay your WiFi bill

waiting for someone to "gift" her wi fi lip smackin ponce

 

[Hootero]

That baby noise in the latest IG vid story is the fakest one yet. Her reaction to it is so evidently rehearsed.

 

[Clickbait]

What's her youchewb channel link please?

If you go onto YouTube you need to search in Channels for Lauren Rose Goodger - if you just search videos you get the Towie and Celebs go Dating ones. No need to subscribe to see content and there is none currently

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

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What’s a dick. That was painful to watch. That music and her face all over the place.

how does she watch Sky all day without broadband. Is that cocomellon thing on normal tv? Did she cut off sky sports??? Now Charlie will never come round.

Bewful soft pretty

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She must have got a lot of slack for her weaning advise. Wish she would just shut her trap. It’s dangerous.

SLUMBER PARTY????????????????????????????
Thats more like a bleeping nightmare!!!

 

[Notredamn]

God she is no use nor ornament.

 

[Hootero]

SLUMBER PARTY????????????????????????????
Thats more like a bleeping nightmare!!!

I have Beyonce’s #Beautiful Nightmare# in my head now! Charles’s song when he simultaneously thinks of dipping his wick in Amy and then having to go back to the grotesque Lozza?

 

[Jackie Brown]

No WiFi, a laptop that’s not working and hence no YT content. Liar…a) she can’t be bothered and b) probably still trying to work out how she can filter her face on her videos content.

I think she’ll need the services of Dreamworks and Pixar to get access to extreme effects like that to make her look normal again.

 

[Norfolking Good]

She is bone idle and that’s why she has no content. Who would sit and watch her cooking something with less skill than a year 7 in food tech or being the worlds crappiest mum. The only bonus is the content could be used for those with clinical depression as you wouldn’t be able to not smile at her bewful and soft spoon face.

 

[Userom]

She is bone idle and that’s why she has no content. Who would sit and watch her cooking something with less skill than a year 7 in food tech or being the worlds crappiest mum. The only bonus is the content could be used for those with clinical depression as you wouldn’t be able to not smile at her bewful and soft spoon face.

If your having a bad day and feel really rubbish you could put it on and realise its not all that bad, it could be a million times worse... you could be goodger the moon face moron

 

[Crowbag]

Hi everyone, thanks for joining me.

I'm lauren, and I need your help!
I struggle with literacy and grammar, and would really like to be more confident for when my daughter gets older.
Anyone fancy joining me on here for basic skills sessions?

If that isn't your thing, I'm also struggling with my weight.
I have a 7 month (year) old and I'm pregnant again. I have to admit i love food, and don't tend to eat heathily - would you join me in trying to eat a more balanced diet, including the burgers, and adding simple stretches etc to the day?

Do say yes.
All ideas welcome.
Thank you.

.......


There ya go laureen, it really isn't difficult.
Have that for beggy free.

 

[maggisojuicy]

Is she missing teef 



 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Our Laureen's presentation skills are on point today!

Is she missing teef 



And a nose