Lauren Goodger #52 BYG and Chaz are toast, left to beg on her own for Larose and Laroast

What will Big Loz call baby gel #2?

  • Lauryn / Laurenne / La’ren / Laureen (Dion)/ Loren - after herself again

    Votes: 71 21.5%

  • Larosedeux / Lademirose / Lurose

    Votes: 7 2.1%

  • Lafleur / Ladandilion / Lalily / Ladaisy/ Rosela

    Votes: 40 12.1%

  • Labia /Lalillet / Labella / Ladubia / Laurella

    Votes: 16 4.8%

  • L’arsole / L’Atrine / Luroll

    Votes: 17 5.1%

  • La’Esso / Lashellpumps

    Votes: 9 2.7%

  • Lascrunchie / La’mbrini / Lasagne / LaSequel

    Votes: 34 10.3%

  • Laulié - the original

    Votes: 90 27.2%

  • Charose / Chaureen / Charen

    Votes: 35 10.6%

  • Rosalaur / Rosauran / Aureole / Rosella / Rosabella

    Votes: 37 11.2%

  • Crown - regal, innit

    Votes: 21 6.3%
  • Total voters
    331
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Clickbait

Congratulations to @fluffy_peanut on the thread title - a long time lurker turned title winner

As promised I’ve put together a poll for the Scrunchies to pick what the new baby’s name will be from some amazing suggestions in the last thread. You can choose 2 options.

Quick recap:

After some speculation, particularly after being spotted not being able to do her clothes up, Big Loz announced her second pregnancy! Dates remain sketchy but it seems there may be another Jultember birth.

Sadly the big magazine announcement and gender reveal was spoiled by the news Chaz shagged another younger, thinner, more fake-tanned model whilst they were on a break. It’s been hinted at that she may have also got pregnant but nothing confirmed.

She’s been treating us to a few more pap walks - garage forecourts and pub car parks - wearing massive padded jackets and cheap sweatshop produced trackie bottoms.

It appears she’s started filtering and possibly Facetuning photos of Larose which is deeply disturbing if true.

Last thread can be found here:

Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

Thanks to @FlirtyThirty for thread title!!! Prev thread: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-50-freelarose.25897/ As you were Scrunchies! Roundup: * Lozza and Ch’arg/Benny Hill have split (allegedly) *Our BYG still hasn’t taken LaBored out in the fresh air but reads here as she gets...
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mchops

Means weapon. I believe that's some sort of compliment now . Thx for including crown, I was happy with that idea
 
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roseturntupnose

Wish I could earn my keep just by filling up my car and walking out a pub

Bafta award winning celeb life ay.

Imagine reading about yourself on tattle though
 
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Bubblepink

Thanks @Clickbait
Love the poll! I’m sure Loz is already scribbling our suggestions down.

I’m sure it’s going to be another made up name again.
If Loz and Chaz reunite for the birth of baby gel number 2 then Laulie could still be on the cards!
 
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Xxcxcc

She’s awfully quiet today. Them petroleum station trips must really take it out of her . Or she could be reconciling with Charles telling him how bewful she will be after this baby cos she is getting so much surgery and she is gonna have the best body ever. Better than amy every time they split she puts a story out that she is getting her boobs done. I think he must have called her out for them being shit a few times and now that she has seen what he can get she needs a complete overhaul to keep him
 
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Hootero

It’s 4.03 in the morning and I’ve had a horrible night with a very poorly family member. Staying up until 7.00am until I hear further news on their situation. Browsing the classic Goodger threads has brought me some distraction on what was ultimately a shitty night/morning. Thanks Scrunchies. You’re loved and valued more than you’ll ever know. Keep up the good work - a lot of you are very deserving comedians, and funnier than anything on TV these days. xx
 
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geordiegirl

Keep us posted @Hootero

So this is Ellie May Mackenzie of Lift Aesthetics who Lozza went to train at… she’s always posting herself driving and did so the other day whilst her child was in the (front seat) and this is her not giving a fuck doing it in the dark. I’ve reported her to Essex police via Twitter last time as because I don’t know where in Essex it was I couldn’t report on their main website but this is a pic of the video she’s put on (can’t upload video). She does it numerous times each week and what I don’t get is why No one is interested in the road she’s on or listening to her effing ‘singing’. Her mate Fern is banned from driving and other her mate Katie ‘Krusty’ Price is banned and had that ‘car accident’. Any other ideas of where to report??
 

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Clickbait

Hope you had positive news. Sending you best wishes x
 
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Tulip1976

What’s a 6 month year old I heard her say it in the interview as well and just thought it was a nervous mistake….nope just dumb
 
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JakeM

If she she wasn’t pregnant I’d say she was pissed. What on earth is a 6 month year old?
 
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Twiddles11

Why say that she is “pregnant” - is this not actually true or just stupid and can’t use the English language/grammar correctly? I’ve probably just answered my own question there
 
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