She’s not bewful or gorgeous enough for her mummy I guess.
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Just the slight photo shop , but soon enough it will be the eyelashes and lips being made bigger and skin darkened !
Don’t forget she’s photoshopped smiles onto two pics we’ve seen so far.
why the duck has she put a folded blanket behind her head! I just can’t with her! Ffs!Well she was out-out but the #basicpram is stood on a wooden floor. If the windscreen was cracked she must have pushed #basicpram out of the house and into the big wide weweld but Lawtfhassheputonmyhead doesnt have a coat on.
Edited to add, she's in the car seat not the #basicpram so she must have put her paw down the back of the sofa and grabbed some of the OF millions and got the windscreen repaired. Or she drove without getting it fixed??
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Oh Lozza - we all know you didn’t actually take LaPoo out. Probably just stuck her in the car seat, snapped a photo and then left her in it for 30 mins while you FaceTuned the photo for the gram
She must be weaning (again) now right? Come on Laureen - I want to see pictures of sweetcorn and cold goose fat smeared around Labambas face and a precariously balanced high chair
She must be weaning (again) now right? Come on Laureen - I want to see pictures of sweetcorn and cold goose fat smeared around Labambas face and a precariously balanced high chair
. Bloody hell they are creepy
Begging is really not a good look.
Poor child, her face is edited to hell again.Well she was out-out but the #basicpram is stood on a wooden floor. If the windscreen was cracked she must have pushed #basicpram out of the house and into the big wide weweld but Lawtfhassheputonmyhead doesnt have a coat on
Edited to add, she's in the car seat not the #basicpram so she must have put her paw down the back of the sofa and grabbed some of the OF millions and got the windscreen repaired. Or she drove without getting it fixed??
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Poor unfortunate la`pissedoff ... she sadly has her fathers brown serial killer eyes, and yet big lozzaaa has obviously given her blue eyes in the third pic, which has been filtered to duck ... all jesting aside, this is exactly where we see, how sick this woman is .... all her nonsense will be passed to her daughters ..... NO ONE in their right mind filters a lil ones face like this ... whats the bet the new baby has blue eyes, and la`boredasshit gets pushed aside ... lozzz is that deluded, to choose one over the other, to what in her mind, is the ideal looking baby ... as any good narcissist mother would ... what she is telling us .... the viewer with these heavily edited pics .. is what SHE THINKS the baby should look like, very sad way to behave .... the silly mooo 
... what she is telling us .... the viewer with these heavily edited pics .. is what SHE THINKS the baby should look like, very sad way to behave .... the silly mooo Attachments
Hi scrunchies
A very long time lurker here but hope I can make a thread title suggestion: BYG and Chaz are toast, left to beg on her own for Larose and Laroast
A very long time lurker here but hope I can make a thread title suggestion: BYG and Chaz are toast, left to beg on her own for Larose and Laroast
I can imagine Ronseal Amy singing this to herself to the tune of Jolene while she sobs over sink boy and what might of been
Laureen, Laureen, Laureen, Laureen
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Laureen, Laureen, Laureen, Laureen
Please don't take him just because you can
Your delusion is beyond compare
With flaming locks of sweat shop hair
With filtered skin and eyes of a vacant teen
Your smile is like a breath of spring (onions)
Your voice is harsh like actual pain
And I cannot compete with you
Laureeeeeeen
He talks about you in his sleep (screaming help she’s going to squash me)
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name
Laureeeeeeen
Laureen, Laureen, Laureen, LaureenI'm begging of you please don't take my man
Laureen, Laureen, Laureen, Laureen
Please don't take him just because you can
Your delusion is beyond compare
With flaming locks of sweat shop hair
With filtered skin and eyes of a vacant teen
Your smile is like a breath of spring (onions)
Your voice is harsh like actual pain
And I cannot compete with you
Laureeeeeeen
He talks about you in his sleep (screaming help she’s going to squash me)
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name
Laureeeeeeen Who the hell calls themselves mumma?
Bubba is awful enough, but bubba and mumma?
Go on, hands up scrunchies.
Admit it.
Show yourselves.
And you, hiding behind the petrol pump - you say what?! Babba Gel? Baby girl? Pwincess? What's that- even if it's a boy?!
Come on, out with it.
Hubba bubba. Bubble gum.
Bubba mumma. Troubled bum.
Bubba is awful enough, but bubba and mumma?
Go on, hands up scrunchies.
Admit it.
Show yourselves.
And you, hiding behind the petrol pump - you say what?! Babba Gel? Baby girl? Pwincess? What's that- even if it's a boy?!
Come on, out with it.
Hubba bubba. Bubble gum.
Bubba mumma. Troubled bum.
She obviously got pregnant as fast as she could as she wanted another child but thought if she got it over fast she can then go to Turkey for her dream body, new tits, 4000 litres of fat drained away and be looking all amazing, well in her own eyes anyway. Plus getting pregnant again is a good excuse not to lose any weight in the first place so she could really end up with 10 Lababbas at this rate!
The La's will have to burn the house down with her in it when she dies like on What's Eating Gilbert Grape!
The La's will have to burn the house down with her in it when she dies like on What's Eating Gilbert Grape!
Our for dinner last night, one of the girls mentioned Lauren is pregnant. I couldn’t wait to get back and catch up on tattle 
She must be deluded. She can’t even interact with Lagoose as it is never mind 2 under 14 months old!!!
She must be deluded. She can’t even interact with Lagoose as it is never mind 2 under 14 months old!!!
Plus she will get extra benefits , mind you housing benefit is capped I think so she will have to be finding some of the rent money from somewhere , I wonder if that car is paid for outright . I don’t know where she gets her 
from .
from .
She's always got her trotters out in pics at every opportunity and says how bewful her feeties are, I reckon she's doing some feet 'work'Plus she will get extra benefits , mind you housing benefit is capped I think so she will have to be finding some of the rent money from somewhere , I wonder if that car is paid for outright . I don’t know where she gets her
Big money to be made apparently.
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Bewful big gel, up the duff again, lets sit back and watch the drama unfold between Mr and Miss Pea Brain
Bewful big gel, up the duff again, lets sit back and watch the drama unfold between Mr and Miss Pea Brain
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