Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

[Blowup80]

You can see it now "a no Chaz cheated and he just Yung but we luv each uver so much so stronger than Mark and Michelle. We just guna consuntrate on our bewful gels as dat all that mattas"

FFS get some self respect Lauren. It's embarrassing.

 

[lamaitresse]

Yes, your local garage you grifting cow.
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My money's on, the windscreen caught her reflection and couldn't handle her bewful-ness.

(Edit: I'm on catch-up and just realised someone said that already ).

Those three should be a throuple as they're all as dumb and desperate as each other. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...esnt-feel-like-final-break-Charles-Drury.html

Hey Amy, you are hardly as paragon of virtue yourself, how about checking your morals and boundaries while you're blaming others?

 

[Philimena cunk]

KPs big announcement she is on OF now. What’s the bet Charlie is her first customer.

bleeping hell... who'd pay to see her with her grunge bucket out..

 

[smellyfootballboots]

We already know they will be back together, split again, together again

Pregnant Lauren Goodger says it doesn't feel like the 'final break-up'

Lauren Goodger has admitted she could reconcile with her ex Charles Drury after confirming the former couple are expecting their second child together.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Then, he'll meet someone else, have a triplets with her..

 

[kittenface86]

Is that because Laureen doesn't share food?

No, because she’s thick as tit

 

[Blackbeltbarbie]

Yes, your local garage you grifting cow.
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That's what I thought. What a grifter. She never heard of autoglass lol

 

[minamoon]

Usually a lurker on here but that photo of the spag bol with the random tomatoes in it made me spit my tea out all over the damn keyboard at work. So, thanks for that, I haven't laughed like that in forever! Our BYG really does put Chef Ramsay to shame.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

You can see it now "a no Chaz cheated and he just Yung but we luv each uver so much so stronger than Mark and Michelle. We just guna consuntrate on our bewful gels as dat all that mattas"

FFS get some self respect Lauren. It's embarrassing.

And she will take a dig at that Amy. She’ll say something like oh he realized he made a horrible mistake and found her boring in bed and not attractive and came back to me becsuse I have the better body!! Sure. She did the same thing with Mark.

You can see it now "a no Chaz cheated and he just Yung but we luv each uver so much so stronger than Mark and Michelle. We just guna consuntrate on our bewful gels as dat all that mattas"

FFS get some self respect Lauren. It's embarrassing.

And she will take a dig at that Amy. She’ll say something like oh he realized he made a horrible mistake and found her boring in bed and not attractive and came back to me becsuse I have the better body!! Sure. She did the same thing with Mark.

 

[lamaitresse]

And she will take a dig at that Amy. She’ll say something like oh he realized he made a horrible mistake and found her boring in bed and not attractive and came back to me becsuse I have the better body!! Sure. She did the same thing with Mark.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt, applies to Barbapapa here.

Maybe it's the (alleged) cocaine speaking. The circus mirrors in her home must also have hypnotic powers or she's got reverse body dysmorphia.

Lauren was on that Channel 5 In Therapy programme but I don't remember them discussing body image issues at all. I actually felt quite sorry for her at the time (about her upbringing, particularly).

 

[Crowbag]

Guess who.

 

[Blowup80]

Guess who.

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Why have I just answered this in my head in a Borat voice " the tan is very good, I like yah"

 

[geordiegirl]

Katie Price has borrowed Lozzas hat!!

 

[Crowbag]

Katie Price has borrowed Lozzas hat!!

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Probably borrowed her twit too.

 

[minamoon]

Next thread title suggestions?

Charlie's Cheating, Lauren's Eating, Baybeh Gel Bleating, No More OF So No Central Heating!

Two Baybeh Gels To Look After, Ch'arg's Cheating Made BYG Look Dafter!

Gunt Sticking Out, Face Like A Moon, 4D Pics Of Baybeh Gel #2 Soon!

Two Baybeh Gals, What Does Ch'arg Think? Never Mind, He's Too Busy With The Sink!

(I tried. )

 

[Xxcxcc]

Just read up on Katie prices new venture on the daily fail and it is showing only fans highest earners and Lauren is on there as earning up to 1 million per month. Wtf . This paper just spouts lies. How are they still going . 1 million per month

 

[Clickbait]

Next thread title suggestions?

Charlie's Cheating, Lauren's Eating, Baybeh Gel Bleating, No More OF So No Central Heating!

Two Baybeh Gels To Look After, Ch'arg's Cheating Made BYG Look Dafter!

Gunt Sticking Out, Face Like A Moon, 4D Pics Of Baybeh Gel #2 Soon!

Two Baybeh Gals, What Does Ch'arg Think? Never Mind, He's Too Busy With The Sink!

(I tried. )

Welcome @minamoon - 3rd suggestion is brilliant!

I would nominate it as #threadtitlesuggestion. If you put more than one it’s hard for people starting the thread to know which to pick. Scrunchies - hit the on this for that one. I hope Gunt is allowed.

 

[Blowup80]

Katie Price has borrowed Lozzas hat!!

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And guess what? Your fanny is like a week old KFC bucket?

 

[minamoon]

Welcome @minamoon - 3rd suggestion is brilliant!

I would nominate it as #threadtitlesuggestion. If you put more than one it’s hard for people starting the thread to know which to pick. Scrunchies - hit the on this for that one. I hope Gunt is allowed.

Ooh! Thanks for the heads up, I shall try and limit my creative talents to one at a time!

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

Thread suggestion

Chas pumped n dumped lozza, Amy wears bisto, laureens mega plump And Larose a big sisto

I tried- but my Brian’s on empty til I get to the Eserol station.

 

[ejacks]

I know Ch’Arg is also a fame loving grubby little creep but I wonder if he has any interest in getting back together with her. He didn’t get what he thought he would (no show, no sponsorships, no trips). I can see her begging and I can see him saying no.