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Is goodger and Amy posting comeback “quotes” at each other
La'mbrini for the baby's name 
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Cannot believe I didn’t think of this
I seem to remember someone got banned for that
Now we don’t want a repeat of this happening again now do we!!! …them pesky rats and their wind machines better back the duck off.
….and OMG it just feels like a few months ago this had us in stitches for a week or so ( and still)
….and OMG it just feels like a few months ago this had us in stitches for a week or so ( and still)
Well, to be fair to Lauren here, people tend not to get knocked up immediately after giving birth for a good reason. Being heavily pregnant and having to care for a still-really-young baby is going to be HARD. Then having a newborn and a just turned 1yo? Horrendous. She’s worried that Larose is going to miss out on the individual attention she would have otherwise been able to give her… and she will
I was watching the OK video and it felt so familiar, it made me remember when she did the announcement video this time last year. Which in turn reminded me that at that time I realised she looked like the fella out the Fraggles.
Not much evidence of 'individual attention' so far in that child's short life.Well, to be fair to Lauren here, people tend not to get knocked up immediately after giving birth for a good reason. Being heavily pregnant and having to care for a still-really-young baby is going to be HARD. Then having a newborn and a just turned 1yo? Horrendous. She’s worried that Larose is going to miss out on the individual attention she would have otherwise been able to give her… and she will
Laureen isn't known for her hands on parenting style.
So do you reckon she's gagging for a reality show now she's on La'Rose Mark 2.
That could be an "interesting" show with all Mark's pregnant exes all trying to one-up each other!
It would be like watching paint dry (or creosote). Talking of creosote, Amy needs to lay off it before she is mistaken for the garden shed.
That could be an "interesting" show with all Mark's pregnant exes all trying to one-up each other!
It would be like watching paint dry (or creosote). Talking of creosote, Amy needs to lay off it before she is mistaken for the garden shed.
She could insist on it being filmed only in standard definition with a heavy smear of vaseline on the lens
Love love love it!!
The wind rat paps day was such a highlight last year, still makes me chuckle now as I write this and mr bubblepink sits there saying why are you laughing
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Just seen the news
I bet that’s exactly what she’s hoping for. Something like The Mummy Diaries but she won’t get it. Her life is just too boring. At least Sam Faires and Ferne McCann have other things going on. No one wants to watch Big Loz shove custard creams down her gullet. She’d also have to actually parent her baby for once and we all know she is a lazy bleep.
Scrunchies!!!!!
What the duck has been going on? Another Lasagne? Chaz been dipping a creosoted sink that looks like Lozza? I thought she'd become too boring but bleeping hell she didn't waste no time did she!
CANNOT wait for balloon walks and strong ormones, perfick blood tests and naked water birf pics!
What the duck has been going on? Another Lasagne? Chaz been dipping a creosoted sink that looks like Lozza? I thought she'd become too boring but bleeping hell she didn't waste no time did she!
CANNOT wait for balloon walks and strong ormones, perfick blood tests and naked water birf pics!
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And remember the whitening the paps do to. We thought it maybe the wind and whitening machine. I think Pom Bear did a color tone match up tooShe could insist on it being filmed only in standard definition with a heavy smear of vaseline on the lens
Love love love it!!
The wind rat paps day was such a highlight last year, still makes me chuckle now as I write this and mr bubblepink sits there saying why are you laughing
There she is!!!!!! I'm just back yesterday from hiatus and it's all popping off! Another gel, balloons already, Charlie's raging, the cresote girl is raging it's magnificent.
She just doesn’t look mummy classy compared to all the others does she. Imagine goodger popping up on your tv advertising laundry detergent, it would be painful. She just can’t pull off the classy look.
How about La'undree Basquette for babygel two's name? Fancy and sounds forrein, like the dad Marat.
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