Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

[Norfolking Good]

I can only hope that once lareplacement is born they can both mentally stimulate one another cos they aren’t gonna get it from mother of the year!
This seems such a poor decision especially when no one gave a tit about her first baby in terms of a documentary or show so why would they do it again, unless it’s a David Attenborough one

 

[Alexa456]

Bloody hell! This is too much drama for a Monday morning! stupid girl! And boy! Ffs

 

[ChloBo_81]

Bet she's angling for a single mummy of 2 under 2 TV show.......

She wishes. Doubt they'd touch her because of the Only Fans.

WHAT do ya do when ya ya pregnant with baby no. 2 invite a raging coke head over Andmove her in . Bravo Lauren she did a tit job with you and now she’s gonna help do it with your children. Not that you’re doing a good job. Dumb and dumber

I thought she was estranged from her mum and had been for many years? Sorry if this has been mentioned previously, I haven't followed this thread for a long time!

 

[noseyitch19]

What an irresponsible cow. Surely she realises no matter how many times she gets pregnant that the wee boy won’t want to be with her!

 

[MerhabafromMurat]

Why are the shittiest people always the most fertile

Because their brains have nothing else to do - there are no other bodily functions to perform so it just concentrates on basic tasks such as eating, sleeping, shitting and reproducing.

 

[DrtCrl]

I can only hope that once lareplacement is born they can both mentally stimulate one another cos they aren’t gonna get it from mother of the year!
This seems such a poor decision especially when no one gave a tit about her first baby in terms of a documentary or show so why would they do it again, unless it’s a David Attenborough one

That’s what I also don’t get - no one seems to be desperate for baby#2 content?!

 

[Katie8ee]

My bewful bewful Scrunchies how I have missed you all. I have been cheating on you with another thread and I am sorry. I have missed your lovely warm embrace

I just read the DM so to summarise as I catch up... Oddbod pumped another girl while they were "on a break" but Big Loz is pregnant with Laulie#2 and it's all a chaotic trash fire?

I hope you are all thriving and happy, no beard here yet but I'm working on it.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

He’s staying in Guildford. I bet he’s staying at their common friend who fixes shoes as he’s from there. And then give it a few weeks and he’ll be back staying at her place. Doesn’t make sense why he would live so far away from Fatty right now otherwise.

 

[JakeM]

Will history repeat itself?

 

[dumdums83]

Have these idiots heard of condoms? Did they hear a thing the midwife told them that Lauren would be more fertile after ladooms birth?

 

[Givemethetea]

I don’t run- but I sprinted here for the comments

Because their brains have nothing else to do - there are no other bodily functions to perform so it just concentrates on basic tasks such as eating, sleeping, shitting and reproducing.

Don’t worry it’s nothing f to be proud of x

Have these idiots heard of condoms? Did they hear a thing the midwife told them that Lauren would be more fertile after ladooms birth?

I had sex very fast after having my second but I’m not a twit and I was on the pill as soon as my second popped out of me! It’s become a vile trend. ‘2 under 2’

 

[straighttothecomments]

I’m shocked she’s revealed the sex. Surely that was another pay day?

 

[mchops]

Lozza, please call the new bewful yung baybee gurl Crown, then her and her sis can run a pub
LaRose and Crown

 

[CocoLoco2]

Wowwww, I called it weeks ago! Two girls close in age mega hard work! Can’t wait til they’re both toddlers to see how she copes!

 

[zebraflow2]

Charles has only got himself to blame for being so stupid. It doesn’t take Einstein to work out that the beach whalé has done this on purpose yet again. Put a sock on it, you pest!

 

[dontevenknowwhattoput]

As a mum of 2 girls(nightmare) and one boy good luck

 

[CocoLoco2]

Do we think she is fibbing about how far gone she is? I guess if she did lie about Lapoorbastard she couldn’t tell the truth with this one

 

[dontevenknowwhattoput]

Charles has only got himself to blame for being so stupid. It doesn’t take Einstein to work out that the beach whalé has done this on purpose yet again. Put a sock on it, you pest!

10000% agree fully chained him down hasnt she
My heart breaks for the other girl Amy though, I imagine shes feeling pretty worthless and crappy reading the news today and I reckon Lauren's probably loving every second. Also why on earth has she got the woman who she claimed was never around and not a good mother, now living with her and Lawhateverhernameis?

 

[dlevan]

Funny how in the mag the baby isn’t smiling but on Lauren’s reposted image the baby is smiling. She did that for the Xmas shoot as well. What a dick.

hopefully she has a warranty on that fridge, that door is so wonky. Poor workmanship.

Where can we see the no smiling one lol

 

[the slosher KP]

Someone seems desperate for money….