Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

[Rita Chevrolet]

What a stupid woman she is - I had 14 months between my two youngest and it was UTTER HELL!

I seem to recall I was awake 24/7 feeding & changing for months on end alongside seeing to my other children - and I had my husband to help when he was'nt at work? How the eff is Lozza going to cope with TWO babies???

This all bears the hallmarks of trying to snare Ch/Arg though. Poor kids

 

[hayleybaby]

And they STILL can't manage to get a photo of the current baby smiling!

Funny how LaNotImpressed has the same expression every photo when her mother literally has a different head every shot

 

[FoxyBingo]

Wow, just wow.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I said they were maternity leggings she had on her forecourt photo shoot!!

She'll have two under 1 though, that's difficult and exhausting if you're in a stable relationship. I dread to think with this Bewful Yung gel!

So, name for this one? My minutes on Rolauren or Rouren.

Or she could go for La Esso or La Q8 (keeping in the spirit of Dubai haha!)

 

[Sunnydaze101]

What I don’t get is why did she take him back in the first week of December when she knew what he had done already. And why did she kick him out after Xmas when Amy broke the news.

 

[Ratgrrl]

How far along is she and how old is larose? No wonder she's been looking more larger lately. Someone on here did say a while ago they reckon she was pregnant again. I'm shocked to be honest. Cos she's so dim and useless with this kid how she gonna manage with 2.

 

[Jolie1988]

I dont think it's charles baby I think it was the petrol pumps, she spent so much time there lately

 

[Lollipop19]

Jesus! I had a baby tablet 2 weeks after her last year and the thought of a second so soon makes me sweaty! She barely knows what she's doing with 1, let alone 2 with potentially them both being under 1. Stupid girl.

 

[smellyfootballboots]

I can’t believe he slept with someone else when she was pregnant, so vile. She’s gonna have two babies and be single, she is in for a bumpy ride.

I absolutely can! He is scummy!

 

[Lizzy 93]

I … have …. No … words …

 

[Jessiemouse25]

What I don’t get is why did she take him back in the first week of December when she knew what he had done already. And why did she kick him out after Xmas when Amy broke the news.

Sounds from Amy's post that she also got pregnant, she's worded it to sound that way....

 

[LaurenBennett467]

Bit weird I’m the exact same amount of weeks as her and my bump looks nothing like that, I’m having a boy right enough but she’s so round already defo shoving that big belly out

 

[hayleybaby]

At least she will have to see midwife’s regularly again so there will be more professional input. Labored needs stimulation / fresh air and professional signposting.

I’m actually a little upset she’s got pregnant again. 2 babies being neglected of basic and interaction born into a broken and ‘toxic’ home when there are families out there that can’t have children. Lauren is a bleeping embarrassment!

 

[veevee04]

I don't even come on the LG threads but I was creasing at the title. Who the duck pumps petrol like that ?

 

[Sonz1981]

Long time lurker here. I had my children 14 months apart. It is hard work. Lauren doesn’t t strike me as a natural mother , nor does she appear to have supportive friends and family which will make it even harder! How on earth will she cope we Ladeadbehindtheeyes and the next one due in Julytember on her own ?

 

[Flamingolegs]

Well done to whoever called this out a few weeks ago

I still can’t get my head around this, did she trick him? Surely he can’t of been desperate to have 2 babies so close together…

At least we’ve got plenty of time to ready ourselves for the sponsored tummy tuck/boob lift/liposuction post the 2nd birth

 

[behindthesofa]

Bit weird I’m the exact same amount of weeks as her and my bump looks nothing like that, I’m having a boy right enough but she’s so round already defo shoving that big belly out

I'd say not very much of that is baby, she's just a big fat bleep.

 

[Ratgrrl]

On oddbods post

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Just seen the ok story and came over here!
Embarrassing for Charles getting her pregnant once, but then to do it again

And to then cheat on her and 'get chucked out!'

What a prick!

 

[the slosher KP]

Looks like there’s a response from Amy

I mean that Amy needs to calm down. He met her and shagged her the first night what was she expecting a long term thing?
Get a grip love.