Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

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FlirtyThirty

Her gaff doesn’t even look that nice, has she moved to Chelsea?!
 
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Crowbag

Sunnydaze101 said:
Fake Prada. Fake Balenciaga. Again this whole living wishing your means, why portray something you are not.
And cracks me up how he’s chosen to live in Guildford, so far away from fatty - if that’s true.


Haha. In her dreams she has.
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Fake chin.

He looks like he's channelling Brucie. And Jimmy Hill.
 
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lamaitresse

bargainhunt99 said:
Can you order tapeworms off the Internet? Asking for a friend...
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There was a discussion about it on the Secret Celeb Gossip thread (it goes through phases where it gets a bit off-topic chatty, though I try not to do that too much on there). Apparently you can but I wouldn't have any idea where to look!
 
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Notredamn

Hahaha, the way a child does. Yes! That is exactly her mentality, proud like a kid who just drew a little picture whenever she lifts herself off that sofa to do any little thing. I’m surprised hasn’t posted a pic of her toilet yet saying ‘look everybody I did a poo poo!’
Unless of course she got some eggs and flour, got out a pasta machine and handcrafted those ravioli with her own mitts #homemade. A return to television would be more likely.
 
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Crowbag

Amy's face!
Haaaaaaaaa, that's bloody hilarious editing!

She looks like she shoved the bottom half into a giant pencil sharpener!
 
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lamaitresse

Why are these wannabe saddos all fake tanned in finest Bisto Brown? Points for her attention to detail, I suppose (re, the scrunchie). There was a picture of Amy that looked horrific, though.
 
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AlwightDallin

Ugh his fake shoes & gilet, whyyy, to anyone who knows they’re so obviously fake so why bother? Bet his feet absolutely honk in those plastic monstrosities. Nothing will beat her horrific little Balenciaga bowling bag, she might as well have written it on in tippex why on Earth is keeping up with the joneses so important, I wonder if they go down the benefits office in fake gear

I sat next to a Corrie star last week in a restaurant and she was in an ASOS coat, and looked lovely. No need for fake brands just wear what suits!
 
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Crowbag

I still don't know if 'amy' is black or fake tanned, if amy is male or female, if amy has half a head or a whole one.

No wonder they all live on coke (the white variety), their sex lives must just be a blur of gaping holes and forgettable faces.

Tanned faces and bleached anuses, what a fucking life.
 
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Pom Bear

I'm not normally on this time but I've popped on to say I be back on later as I missed last night catching up.
I then saw this pic...



The other woman head looks too small for her body loooooool

So I made this making her head just slightly smaller then the real pic..the head actually don't look smaller but then compare to her thighs.

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Back later to catch up x
 
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geordiegirl

Omfg!!!!

Here we go with all the reposting on IG saying how you got this and you’ll be brilliant mumma

What an absolute shit show this is going to be!!
 
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