Does she have to pay them to edit these pics?? and for the shoots in general? Or do they pay her for the opportunity to photograph a bewful stunna exclusively??
She’s changed ethnicity here!!
Whats up with her eyes? Are they moving closer together or is her face getting bigger and creating an optical illusion?
Yea she looks like a sumo wrestler here.She’s changed ethnicity here!!
Where TF does she shop for her outerwear, Millets?
the bovine diaries?Would anyone here watch a Goodger/Drury Itvbe Mummy Diary’s kinda show? I fucking would! Maybe with her huge tits (much like a growth on the undercarriage of a cancerous bovine) they could pitch ‘The Mummy Dairies?’ Lauren would somehow manage to misspell it either way though.
She's gonna be humongous by the time she's full term. Hello gestational diabetes.I know you show faster with your second, especially if they’re back to back, but whoa. Put the goose fat down, Big Loz
GD might actually do her a favour if she is strict, I had it with my second and weighed less after I had my baby than I did before I was pregnant.She's gonna be humongous by the time she's full term. Hello gestational diabetes.
.... Im not mocking saggy baps either ... after a few kids, aging and gravity, most women are not as perky, and thats fine, all part of life, youth dosent last forever ... Mr Anna hasnt complained yet, thank godOf course I would watch the biggest fucking car crash on tv! We could all watch it at the same time and laugh at her moon face and saggy boobs and comment every time we see the sink in the background. Actually we could play a drinking game every time the sink shows up. Shot in the sink we can call it.
(Please note I am in no way mocking boobs for being saggy and not perky. It happens, it's Lozza complaining not us!)
Hahahahaha. And now I feel sorry for all those other new born babies out there who are left to fend for themselves. If only they all had an amazing mum like goodger.I don’t know why but every now and then the story she put up, ‘I’m very hands on….she never alone’ pops into my head and I laugh out loud. Out of everything she’s ever done or said, it really tickles mejust the absurdity of stating the obvious with a newborn plus the grammar I think.
There’s something really off about that pic. Her forearm is abnormally long; were she to straighten it, it would reach her knees. And her head seems to be floating high above her shouldersIs it a coat or a bin bag ?
Here comes aunt flow, her comes bodShe’s changed ethnicity here!!
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