My sister is a midwife and she has walked in on couples having sex within minutes/hours of giving birthThe thought of Lauren getting back on the dick so soon or at all really is the stuff of nightmares. I’ve still got dick fear 6 months after birth
If only she'd used an apostrophe lolImagine tagging the fucking baby! She is possessed! I also love how she's managed to make the sentence "it's terrible I have announced my pregnancy today"
I can't stand either of them, they are aiming for short-term fame and frittering it all away and definitely not thinking long-term. Lauren with a few more years on the clock life experience-wise should know better, but she's not the brightest bulb in the box and her arrogance deludes her into thinking she's an A-lister.She’s probably likening herself to Khloe except she needs to remember history repeated itself on Khloe over and over. Charlie found out they were pregnant in October and a few weeks later was trying to get some rando Tango knocked up too. Says a lot about him as a person. I actually thought sometimes he might be a decent person, but not no anymore. He’s sold KP stories, did this with fatty and with that orange one. And that’s all we know of. They both deserve each other.
I hope she has two children who pull each other along. Poor lozza will be the embarrassing thick mum.Those two children are going to be dressed in the same hideous pink tat now for the rest of their lives
if she using the same letters is prob going to be L'arsoleLalily! I’m telling you!
Are you sure the daddy isn't just sticking it up the bum? (Sorry).My sister is a midwife and she has walked in on couples having sex within minutes/hours of giving birth
Yup heard that happening too here in Ireland, travelers/gypsy love that, riding in the hospital bed just after birth, dirty wee fuckers!!!!!Are you sure the daddy isn't just sticking it up the bum? (Sorry).
I. could. never. with my labia, vaginal canal, perineum ripped to bits.........
Unless these women are still under the influence of an epidural or something!! It would be like fucking a cactus.
Tougher than I am, anyway.
Got to love getting an embolism because you're just so damn sexyMy sister is a midwife and she has walked in on couples having sex within minutes/hours of giving birth
Oh my god, did Lozza make that out of one of her bras?Wtf that poor child!!!! She’s thinking ‘why have you put me in this godforsaken thing!’
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This has made me out of breath and I’m sitting down
Absolutely howling at thisThey headlines horrible
You Scrunchies vile
We good parents
She gorgeous gels
They my wewld
Everything read fake
Leave us alone
Respect my baybehs
Me is overwhelmed
Something along the lines of that I think.
,This has made me out of breath and I’m sitting down
I started reading this in a Chinese accent I don’t know whyThey headlines horrible
You Scrunchies vile
We good parents
She gorgeous gels
They my wewld
Everything read fake
Leave us alone
Respect my baybehs
Me is overwhelmed
Something along the lines of that I think.
I gave up trying to read it.
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