It's the flat pushchair head that's sad because it was probably avoidable.
(I'm only saying 'probably' in case it's medical.
In my experience kids with flat heads tend to be the ones with tit parents leaving them in a pushchair for hours because it's easier. Said it ages ago about
La'unfortunate and I still believe it).
I can easily see laureen having 2 more babies, living life on benefits (far too lazy and arrogant to actually work anywhere).
She'll say she has her own business, but we know the reality is she's unskilled, bone idle and a liability, sitting in a shed with a plastic plant and a laureen poster.
She will be a single mother, with the mirage of money (but in debt with things rented), friendless, and growing increasingly obese by the month.
Lashortstraw will either leg it when she's 16, or will be forced on to whatever the equivalent is of love island or towie.
What a life.