Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

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Ironic that they are so worried about what they put in their bodies except when it comes to penis.
Neither of them are too fussy in that respect. Least the Goodman's duped some footballers. Best goodger could manage was bob the builder, desperate for fame who will mount anything
 
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🤣🤣, suffercated. Bet she's one of them that says, can you be more Pacific...
 
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🤣🤣, suffercated. Bet she's one of them that says, can you be more Pacific...
She totally one of those people 🙄 illiterate moon face 🌝

So today on the way home from work I took one for the team and listened to Marnies podcast the one with Lauren talking about the media pressure she’s under blah blah , but had anyone else noticed how when she speaks she actually always seems to sound like she’s been drinking. I don’t know if it’s the lip fillers or not but her speech seems to be slurred constantly.
Anyway Marnie was saying how LG is such a soft genuine and kind hearted person I thought Yh maybe she is towards other Z listers, but I’m sure she’s not the fuzzy cuddly LG to regular people I’ve heard she’s a bit of a bleep to be fair.

Just seen this on her stories.

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To think she just shares this tit without doing any research to see if it’s genuine
She’s actually more dangerous than Covid at this moment
👋🏽 @265
 
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She totally one of those people 🙄 illiterate moon face 🌝

So today on the way home from work I took one for the team and listened to Marnies podcast the one with Lauren talking about the media pressure she’s under blah blah , but had anyone else noticed how when she speaks she actually always seems to sound like she’s been drinking. I don’t know if it’s the lip fillers or not but her speech seems to be slurred constantly.
Anyway Marnie was saying how LG is such a soft genuine and kind hearted person I thought Yh maybe she is towards other Z listers, but I’m sure she’s not the fuzzy cuddly LG to regular people I’ve heard she’s a bit of a bleep to be fair.



To think she just shares this tit without doing any research to see if it’s genuine
She’s actually more dangerous than Covid at this moment
👋🏽 @265
Yeah I thought the same about her speech. At one point she managed to make “reality” a two syllable word 🤦‍♀️
 
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Vomit - I just checked that fa ppenjng forum. She’s got her nipps out this time. Well I think she has. It’s all hazy and fuzzy but one of those sickos who must be a fan has lightened it up. Thought she said she would never do that. LIAR. completely skimmed down in app too. Everything’s all hazy. She must be so desperate for cash now.
 
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This poor lady! She’s clearly not mentally well is she, her family should be around her giving her support.

the fake selfies are so sad, photoshopping herself to death, if she just relaxed and stopped trying to be the perfect pin up and accept her looks she would be so much happier.

she said she dreams of settling down and having a family, her insecurity is ruining her. She needs to get off social media and find a nice humble guy. It’s clearly ruined her.

she’s just so embarrassing at this point.
I am not going to pretend I am a shrink but I hate people labelling her (and other similar stars)mentally unwell. To me someone who is mentally unwell requires medical supervision/intervention.

Yes you have the photoshopping but how is that different from the likes of a Kardashian. This is someone who would willingly flog something online pretending to use it and dupe followers. Who has been caught admitting such. How is this a mental illness it’s just pure could not give a duck.

Yeah if she worked on herself and had therapy she might have a more rewarding life. However equally speaking she could be happy with the life she is leading. So I can’t really feel sorry for her as there are people so much worse off than her just now.
 
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Yeah I thought the same about her speech. At one point she managed to make “reality” a two syllable word 🤦‍♀️
I thought it might be the teeth as well but the slurring is pretty bad - I think it's a drink problem or she's medicated. I think she has some deep rooted mental health issues.
 
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Have you seen her new aesthetic clinic promo photo? I'd be absolutely terrified if I walked into a clinic and saw her there walking around with a syringe.

Poor lass, I bet if she gave this all up and became a mummy and made roasts for the fam every Sunday she would finally be in her element and stopped faking it. She's said in an interview before that's what she wanted. Surely she's amassed enough money now to invest and get out of the spotlight.

She looks so deeply unhappy you can see it in her eyes and forced poses.
 
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Have you seen her new aesthetic clinic promo photo? I'd be absolutely terrified if I walked into a clinic and saw her there walking around with a syringe.

Poor lass, I bet if she gave this all up and became a mummy and made roasts for the fam every Sunday she would finally be in her element and stopped faking it. She's said in an interview before that's what she wanted. Surely she's amassed enough money now to invest and get out of the spotlight.

She looks so deeply unhappy you can see it in her eyes and forced poses.
Seems like she’s desperate for cash by what she’s doing. All her revenue streams have probably dried up. She promotes hideous unknown products when she does otherwise it looks likes she just posting and getting freebies. That hardly pays the bills.
 
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Seems like she’s desperate for cash by what she’s doing. All her revenue streams have probably dried up. She promotes hideous unknown products when she does otherwise it looks likes she just posting and getting freebies. That hardly pays the bills.
Poor thing I remember when she apparently made millions off her tan line.

Her horrendous taste in men hasn't helped either, 2 ex convicts after Mark I believe.
 
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I think the slurring comes from a combo of too big veneers and too much lip filler, KP has the same teeth and is constantly licking them as if she's trying to keep them in her mouth. I have absolutely no clue why someone would want their lips looking like a prolapsed hole and tipex horse teeth, it's as if these women are stuck in the 90's and early 00's where the fake, over-done porn star look was in style. No reputable plastic surgeon or clinic would do this look today.
 
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Haven't read all your comments yet but just watched that story and just WOW like waohw .

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Calmed down now ! So now she is anti mask she's an absolute bleeping state my Uncle died from Corona at 56 .

She's a dick

Loving the new Taylor Swift album btw lol ( 2 wines in )
 
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For me it’s the fact he wrote the caption after the fact and included the bear paws ...
 
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can we all take a moment to remember the beauty mole she used to draw on her lip and mourn it's loss.


obviously Charles wasn't a fan
 
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So a spot of cross-posting but saw this on the KP thread that I don’t normally read and had to share it here. I wonder if he’ll do another one with Lauren twerking on the car bonnet? 😂
Oh my god, that video it literally the best thing I have ever seen 😂😂😂 I can't even, it's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Wait! What! Why??!!! I don't get it!!!! What on earth are these kids doing?? Also is that KPs boyf with him? How embarrassing.... "Mum I want to pretend to be a big boy rapper"
 
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Can we all take a moment to remember that Lozza has kept a man for TWO MONTHS.

His boyfriend he does the sexy time with on OF was over the other night with his girlfriend.

I hate the fact that the first thing I thought was that it was some sort of group sexy time scenario 😂
 
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