Hello frens, this is me, la'wose baby x.
Is it nice if i can say hewwo to you?
I wos wons in big mamagel's tummy when it wor proper huuuuuuge big but now i am a big lickle gel and I'm out of it and breevin air an everyfing cos I'm a libberhayted er hindepenint oh poo i is a fwee baby gel.
Dis baby gel is doin it for hers self.
I don have no frens cept dat dolly wiv the scary eyesies peepin at me in da nite, don want dat, so will youse be my frend?
Cos if say ah ah no, all talk to is big mamagel's feeders.
Oooh, mamagel commin at me wi big feeders now so i play sleeps eyesies shut game cos don wanna sees dat bad udders.
Please rite back.
Love you frens,
Baby wose x