I think we need to stage an intervention and rescue lovely little LasAgne. Poor little mite, I BET big fat Loz will have her doing pageants by the time she's 3. Stupid old trog, whoring her child out in the absence of any other content. Sickening.
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"immaculate condition"....oh okay then
Hmmmm? 
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Whats with the God stuff on her IG? And WTAF does this mean?!!!
Oh that's a beauty!
I don't know where to begin.
But that top ear piercing and your, ahem, third hole are going to be empty for a long time loz.
Thanks , i thought it must be the older one. At least I haven't gone full Dougal just yet.
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Poor la'complex is going to be so confused.
Who do i look like mummy?
Like daddy? Where is daddy? Why no photos of him? I'm glad he left his teef as my nightlight. I stroke them to remember him.
Who do I look like mummy?
Like you before your Accident? The one that changed your bewful face?
Do i look like today's mummy face? Yesterday's? Tomorrow's?
Do i have your chin? Do you want it back?
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JFC. Where to begin. She is just a moron. How can someone be so bloody illiterate?
Thatโs it. I give up 
my brain has melted trying to read that.
my brain has melted trying to read that.
Iโm trying to picture Lauren with a fringe and all I can see is Jessica Alves
?it cut?
Periced
Periced
Oh lord, she doesn't give a toss how the rest of the world perceives her. Is that yet another #beg?
Sorry everyone, I didn't realise this was a different sofa. And she posted the other day that "someone" (herself) requested she do a home tour? Yet she's downsized and has two sofas?!
Anywun no where can get earnings in third hole? Upminster area DM me
Sheโs going to wear her Earnings??? She doesnโt have any Earnings!! Is this OF Speak? She going naked??
Looks like she's going to get her top ear pierced
xx.I dread to think of the third hole looool
It cut?
Just saw Wear Earnings Looooooooooooool
..She can stick her 20p OF earnings on her top ear with some sellotape Looooooool
xxI'm gonna get my earnings periced. Thanks bewfelyungel for the inspirayshun.
#bewfelbafterwinningyungelloveulozzayoufatidiotictwunt
#bewfelbafterwinningyungelloveulozzayoufatidiotictwunt
is periced something thats done on only fans? I am not up to date with all the current sex talk....just off to get my earnings interferred with...
bleeping hell. This is the best one yet.
35 year oldWith each day and each new post/story, I find it harder and harder to get my head around that this woman is 34 years old
I may need medical help as I donโt seem to have a top ear, nor do I have a 3rd hole to wear my earnings, send help
God I've missed this thread, howling at the comments . Worrying that she wants a 3rd hole 
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