Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

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Wot, all those questions you did yourself Lozza 🤔😂

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Most questions she’s ever had?? Wow, she must have been busy writing herself so many questions to then have to respond too. Her followers numbers have gone down under 790k since popping out that baby. She probably thought they would skyrocket past 1m but it’s done the opposite and she’s quickly realizing people don’t give two craps about her. I don’t think any of her pictures even get more than 30k likes, the girls who were on Love Island for a few days get more likes and followers and comments than Goodger, someone who has supposedly been in the business for so long.
She’s fading away into a nobody and it must be killing her.
 
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Maybe she needs to go back to eating lots of sweetcorn as she wants poorly on that diet was she
 
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I still can’t get over that poor baby girl is called larose. And her mother can’t even speak decent English. She’s just got no hope has she poor thing
 
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Lost 1,200 followers in the last 30 days … look at these stats ….

Looks like that q&a lost her 239 Followers 🤣!
How rude!!! Her followers surely don’t appreciate what amazing groundbreaking advice Loser has to offer.
 
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How rude!!! Her followers surely don’t appreciate what amazing groundbreaking advice Loser has to offer.
I couldn’t agree more. Big lass took the time out of her day to tell a follower that breathing during delivery helps with the pain. Her followers should feel privileged to be noticed by such a BYG.
 
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Has Larose actually got her own Instagram account? Or is it a spoof?
It's real. One Tattler said it was Public but it seems to be set to Private tonight.

(I suspect when she comments as babylarose.x on her Instagram, it's to encourage people to Follow. Either way, it's cringey, anyway).
 
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Top parenting tip you might want to try lozza. Just a little thing. Almost irrelevant really. Just a teeny tiny word of advice. Nothing as clever as your wisdom obviously.

Make sure your baby can breathe.
 
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Lost 1,200 followers in the last 30 days … look at these stats ….

Looks like that q&a lost her 239 Followers 🤣!
I’m surprised she’s not losing a lot more tbh. She doesn’t actually have a specific audience IMO, She has nothing to offer in terms of home or lifestyle as she just copies other people whilst being behind the trends by a couple of years. She’s also older than the latest reality stars, blokes are not going to drool over an overweight mum when there’s love island girls (unless they’re fetish pervs). She can’t cook and she doesn’t do make-up etc so think people are just getting bored now. All she talks about is La’snorefest and that market is saturated by mummy instagrammers that are trusted, no one is going to Lauren for parenting advice because she isn’t getting it right herself
 
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Top parenting tip you might want to try lozza. Just a little thing. Almost irrelevant really. Just a teeny tiny word of advice. Nothing as clever as your wisdom obviously.

Make sure your baby can breathe.
She tried to address that yesterday by raising a question to herself about the baby sleeping on a pillow. She said she puts babies safety first !!! Hahahaha. What a joke, baby sleeps in a smoke infested place, visits nail salons and is unvaccinated. Her mum and dad drive around while they video themselves driving and she smoked whilst pregnant and we’ve seen all the bad car seat pictures and the leaving the baby bouncer ontop of the kitchen benches near the edges. Real safety conscience them too. Poor bubs has little chance with them two no hopers for parents.
 
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She tried to address that yesterday by raising a question to herself about the baby sleeping on a pillow. She said she puts babies safety first !!! Hahahaha. What a joke, baby sleeps in a smoke infested place, visits nail salons and is unvaccinated. Her mum and dad drive around while they video themselves driving and she smoked whilst pregnant and we’ve seen all the bad car seat pictures and the leaving the baby bouncer ontop of the kitchen benches near the edges. Real safety conscience them too. Poor bubs has little chance with them two no hopers for parents.
Well said.
Poor little baby.
 
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She tried to address that yesterday by raising a question to herself about the baby sleeping on a pillow. She said she puts babies safety first !!! Hahahaha. What a joke, baby sleeps in a smoke infested place, visits nail salons and is unvaccinated. Her mum and dad drive around while they video themselves driving and she smoked whilst pregnant and we’ve seen all the bad car seat pictures and the leaving the baby bouncer ontop of the kitchen benches near the edges. Real safety conscience them too. Poor bubs has little chance with them two no hopers for parents.
She didnt answer my question on why she was using a duvet 🙄
 
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Deffo agree - she’s fading into obscurity and she has no target demographic. She’s not touring any wares or talent whatsoever and any time she does wrangle an article anywhere the comments are all of ridicule.

shes dense, unlikeable, beggy and As she’s getting older she’s looking like the love child of rod-deluded-rEGO alvez and Leticia dean.
 
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