Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

[Jsmith92]

Precious memories…. I feel teary

I genuinely miss those days

 

[N.j.b.s]

Random one but is Bozza a complete anti vaxer or just a covid anti vaxer?
Do we know is Larose had her baby immunisations??

 

[ishaggedhughjackman]

But this makes no sense. He’s posted a story picture with a time stamp of him in her bed, but he’s deleted all photos of her from his feed?? Something isn’t right here and I think it’s the story…

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Who would have thought to breathe during childbirth, this is why we will always need Lozza giving out tips

Thanks for that pearl of wisdom Loz. Jesus Christ what a twat. Blows my mind there are genuine people who look up to this nob.

 

[Palomina]

I saw Charlie in a B&Q garden centre and it was blindingly obvious that he is a passionate uphill gardener.

 

[chattypatty]

New thread title

Lauren goodger- Charlie is gone. Let that sink in.

Genius

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

That’s exactly what I noticed. Cracked me up, can you imagine if she ever got to be a talk show host like she wanted!!! They would need subtitles!!!

Talk show host! Oprah Winfrey left shaking. Was that seriously an ambition of hers?

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Imagine seeing this face on OF, boy there will be so many blocked sinks around the world…….NOT!!
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Maybe her Maternity leave us up now and she needs to get posing and snapping and butt shaking again for her rent money. I thought her horror shop was meant to be open for business in October /November? I’m hoping rules change soon so she can’t legally do that anymore.

Plenty of blocked sinks, but from spew rather than spunk!

 

[lamaitresse]

" dirt that comes off and the stains from clothes'

Is she saying her clothes are so filthy that they stained her precious sofa? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Maybe it was the thong she wore sitting on the sofa (though someone's made that joke already today).

Lisa Appleton vibes with this .gif:

Those baby turbans make me think of this
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But with less class.

Haha, I love that. At least LaRose is cute. Cute can cancel out most fashion mistakes.

I can see on Lauren's Instagram today that some other deluded soul has #gifted her something.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Her face is so badly-Photoshopped in that photo, almost like someone's cut-and-pasted a mini Lauren head (chins removed, skin smoothed, pointy chin, blubber erased) and placed it on top of a wig. No matching shadows or skintone like you see on Chaz's arm and face. Where Chaz is "kissing", must be her real cheek.

She must also think "teat" is spelt "tit". Oh Lauren, how on earth you got a job in an office, I'll never know.

Or Chaz is!

 

[Hootero]

Come on guys, predictions for what (or who) is up next for our handsome anti-hero?

 

[Crowbag]

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“My lil brother LaRose loves you”

She can't remember how the apostrophe works in her own daughter's name.

*New face alert *

Is la'repulsed feeding through a jumper now?

 

[Chi4]

Just me who thought "her leg's quite slim and fit!", -before realising that it's actually her cankle?

She's still wearing that overpriced Cartier knock-off, you think Arg 2.0 is still wearing his?

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Massive cankles

 

[So so able]

Easy peasy…. ceremony

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Bewful dahlin, just bewful

 

[thatsenough]

they we're ether very early or hanging about ages as i have never seen that ground so empty on a match day

 

[Crowbag]

With Backgrid as the official wedding photographers

And the bar topped up with WKD's and Lambrini

And pringles.

Hi guys
Had some time off cos I’ve had some seriously tough shit going on that I’m trying to deal with and I’m not caught up on any of the topics, plus I’ve deleted Insta so not seen any of Our Loz’s posts, but has anyone seen this doing the rounds?!



God my grammar is awful in this post- blame Baby Brian!

All the best with the tough stuff.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Taking a break from causing chaos in the KP thread to say I would 100000% start watching TOWIE again if she was in it. Imagine!

Dontcha have any good stuff on Lozza's escapee Chaz, after all he initially escaped skanky only to find himself captured again?

Thanks for the update both!! That thread sounds juicy!! No wonder it moves like lightening speed.

I'm signing out now to go mucking-out - there will probably be another 30 pages to try to catch up on when I return later on!

 

[Bluenose70💙]

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No words

Larosex is definitely Chaz's baby she's his mini me, lets hope she doesn't inherit his teef as well .

 

[mrbusiness]

I think it was all stage managed by Moleman at the management agency, so possibly yes :-(

Na that’s definitely his lasagne

 

[pinkstar16]

Oh no, this was before she almost flooded the flat. The whaywl was only 14 weeks pregnant, littuw gew was still in the womb, and Chaz had only gained around a stone by this point.

Precious memories…. I feel teary