Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

[Clickbait]

Perhaps they’re just trying to attract some press attention so Moleman can set up some more pap walk shots? Perhaps no one wants to buy the filtered version any more now she is so boring, and they’ll want to inject a bit of drama into her life to get some more £ rolling in.

I imagine she’d be doing them in a block like last time, changing the colour of her polyester jumpsuit - or perhaps she’ll be back to the overstretched sportswear - and walking counter clockwise in the car park to mix things up a bit. She can shove LaProp in the minge-trimmed pram out of sight.

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

Easy peasy…. ceremony

Evening shindig

 

[Facehugger]

How is it not fair? If he doesn’t want kids then that should be respected. I’m surprised she hadn’t told that girl to poke pins in his condoms

Oh do shut up Lozza, you thick twat! Some people are certain they don't want children, and never want to be parents, staring at a baby won't necessarily change that you dumbo! You don't know what that's like, so do be quiet.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

This is perfection. I wonder if it is time to break the rhyming rule?

Absolutely. Loz is more

 

[Notredamn]

Coming in with an exclusive snippet of Chaz’s tale of woe and misery:
‘yeah so av bin took’vantige off. All startid when mam sed to me, ‘you don’t have to be academic smart, Charlie, you can be street smart’ so a had a fink in my head and I fort I’ll be a rapper! My mad skillz attratid the wrong ens unforchinitly. A dick-faced Mr lawd me in. In his clutches a had interview for lyf with skanky woman but am too scarred to speak on dat and anyway I lyk men. Next up was Lawrence. A fort that’s what dick-face sed anyway, Lawrence. Looked manly. A fort he sed to me, ‘stick with me and you will no longer be a rent boy’ but lookin back, it was ‘you’d better pay my rent, boy’. Also sed I cud have new teef on holibobs. I agreed. He bent over, it was dark…I get so confused! Next fing a no, the man told me he was pregnit and then a new ad fucked it in more ways than 1….’ breaks off and stares into distance, longingly in the direction of Turkey.

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Her eyes are at two different levels..looks like a Picasso painting x.

Looool ..

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Picasso's are Loz's favourite nuts.

 

[Emlou80]

This advert just popped up on my Facebook feed and people in the comments section were asking who she was and why she looks semi familiar

Has it been accepted?

it was accepted within about 30 minutes. Still star struck this morning

 

[Userom]

The Brian of Loz is a crazy place !

So she realises her insta is a mess … no target audience….. yet she continues to use it to show La’baby (usually in the bath) followed by a ‘sexah’ ‘hit’ this link for OF.

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

I wonder if she can utter a sentence without using the words

lichralee *literally

ar feew lar * I feel like

mar lyuf *my life

 

[Crowbag]

We all remember what happened the last time she was out with knotty hair …

#imjustawindmachine

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All i keep seeing in this photo are the too small flipflops.

 

[Norfolking Good]

What exactly has Lilly McFadden got to offer the world? Jesus this talentless agency is stretching a bit!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

That poor little baby ... sadly you can't choose your parents

She looks like a fat sausage bursting out of its casing. Those trotters

I mean doesn’t Chaz work on a building site? Don’t his mates rip the hell out of him for posting those kind of pics?

Just find it all a bit disturbing that poor Larose’s parents are just pimping themselves for £8 or whatever.

And that’s $8USD. so it’s only about £5-6

 

[Sunnydaze101]

“For mums and lifestyle” and yet yesterday she just promoted her porn page.

“make it clearer”?? Sure Goodger, buy a dictionary..

I wonder if moleman has dumped her…

“Fashion”………hahahahahaha. She buys and wears fake goods, says it all!!! She is ridiculed with nearly every outfit she wears apart from her 50 comments on Instagram. What a joke.

And she just posted her nip slip video that was on OFS to her Instagram story!! It’s an old video.

SHE IS GETTING DESPERATE!!!

 

[Crowbag]

It's the basic skills that end up lacking, every bloody time. There's a generation of kids now who can't tell the time on a round clock with hands because they and their lazy parents always rely on the time display on their phones. Disgraceful.

Nice to see our @Blowup80 back

The clock thing is a big problem.
Many don't even know how to make the hands go round.
As for spelling days and months.... (a staggering amount of kids cannot spell August because of the summer holidays, they just never see it).

They think they're street wise and clued up, that they don't need an edukashun because they're gonna be soshul meedja stars innit bro.
Take their clothes off and paw every bloke in sight to get on the telly, inflate their lips and tits, filter the bejesus out of themselves and all end up looking identical. With the iq of a pea.
Or a third hole pee.

Aaaasrrrrggghhhhh!!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

This makes me so sad. Is it just me or does the poor baby look really ill?

Aint seen a smile yet!!!

and today she shares a video of her watching tv…. It’s like she doesn’t know how to play or interact with her, or just CBF. That baby is going to be working the remote control before she speaks her first words.

 

[Notredamn]

What’s is a Homopathy This is painful to read

PMSL. Her advice: stop work and stop thinking!
whyyyy would anyone ask for medical advice from Big Loz looool she’s clearly asking herself questions in order to peddle that phony quack’s wares

 

[Crowbag]

La' wosebaby x here agen frens.

Well, lassnite was a To Do.

It all began wiv bigmama gel sayin she had nuff wiv Big feeders. I been sayin same fing for all my lickle life. Dose big udders give me heebeegeebeeeees..

All me babywose to blame cos I kep doin wah waaahhh wiv pouty mouthpiece. Make me laff.
Zzzzz from bigmama gel, WAAAHHH from me. See bigmama jump!
Kick big feeders away wiv feets.
Wait ickle time, do more WAAAAAAHHHHHH. Bigmama can jump high for big gel!

Anways, play dis game 6 time before bigmama crack. She crack bigtime.
She do waggy sossage fingers.
No la'wose, no. Norty. Go sleeps. Mama too tired. No mor. On an on she go. Hav 4 firestix while finger waggin. An hav caterin can sweetycorn eat wiv hand not waggin firestix.

Bigmama well pissed off.
Me did spit bubbles to pass time.

But me babywose x make mistake.
Went laff at bigmama when she go back bed cos ready for one last Waaaah. Put all ickle gel strength into it. Braced chubchub leggies.
Max WAAAAAAA-

only go shit self! Oopsydaisy.
Poonami level.
It fab. So stinky!
It explody bum out of cover, out of sox, out of everyfing! Shot rite across setteebed.
It not grey no mor!
Was shitty settee befor and now really shitty settee!

Uh oh.
Bigmama lolloping to babywose, time to play stare at distance.
More soon frens.
X

 

[Crowbag]

She sounds just like skanky! Loose Wimmin have given her the elbow so they unlikely to fetch in another one of them are they?

If that motley crew of braindead hazbeens give you the boot things are seriously bad!

I've never heard her voice.
I imagine it to be fluid , delicate, articulate and like beautiful rippling bird song near a sweetly flowing brook.

 

[JakeM]

'Women' For the love of God, she is a woman.

 

[Sjr2607]

Lox what happened to your bewful face? Part of it is missing, are you turning into an alien??