Anyone care to unravel this message in English please
Has ChāArg shot his load on that
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also wheres Chazza? Anyone else reakon he has done a runner after his cryptic post earlier?!
Here, Lozza, buy some of these. Brilliant for laying poorly crappy babies on for changing, they're not too bad for poopy puppies either pack of 30 Ā£4 in Asdas, available at all good upmarket retailers like B&M too. 
Don't thank me, yew wewcome.
pack of 30 Ā£4 in Asdas, available at all good upmarket retailers like B&M too. Don't thank me, yew wewcome.
Whyās her Mate cooking her dinner? Why is Chaz nowhere to be seen? Has he escaped? I smell a split *grabs popcorn*
Beat me to it!View attachment 841888sweetcorn in everything
She's such a fanny for posting that. Clean your own muck up, you pathetic specimen. Just when you think she couldn't get any more cringey!This is what I thought!
Hahahahahahahaha
I wonder who cleaned up the infamous puppy poo over the duvet cover? (Hope the dogs are in happier homes now).
I agree with those saying Lauren should be downgraded from the "Celebrity" section, as her expiry date is pretty much up. Some Google searches (I was looking for the Photoshopped little Lauren with her "daddy" photos, honest) call her an "Influencer" but she is barely even that nowadays.
Love this!!
Her other āmateā that turns up.
Have to admit when I saw goodger out Vicky was out with her and she was playing pool downstairs at the bar. Vicky was very pretty. Goodger next to her looked like a fat dumpling about to burst with a really gross looking face. Vicky smiled at people whereas goodger just turned her nose up at everyone. You could hear and see people laughing at Goodger. The comments weee hilarious. Her arse looks hideous and droops so low.
Yeah, but where would we shift her to? There isn't a section for 'bewful old gels z Listers Haz beens' is there?
Big Loz has been so boring since the birth of Labambino. The highlight for me recently has been the tit allover her sofa. With the begging for the manufacturer to send someone to clean it. She is on a different bleeping planet.
I hope Labambino shites all up the walls for Big Loz. She can phone the paint or wallpaper manufacturer and ask them to come and redecorate. Daft bastard.
I hope Labambino shites all up the walls for Big Loz. She can phone the paint or wallpaper manufacturer and ask them to come and redecorate. Daft bastard.
Iām not sure. I think we may need an 'A-list TOWIE yungels with very calming oras' section. Lauren would fit right in with her stron ormones and perfick textbook birth.
I really hope they donāt use photos of her birth in a textbookā¦ that would be horrifying
You're not wrong there! I really did hope she'd wise up a bit, but sadly not
Well at least they could use it as an example of 'what not to do' in GCSE Childcare
At one point she considered filming the birth. Thank goodness she didnāt, I donāt think I could cope with such a sight. Big Loz screaming for Charlie whilst he does his business in the kitchen sink, throwing fairy lights, knocking over candles, and kicking the midwife? No thanks, Lauren. Iām perfectly fine without that visual.
imagine the view the midwife hadā¦ that arse, those humungous fat titsā¦ splashing around in that birthing pool like an upside down sealā¦ she probably has flashbacks and ptsd the poor cow.
Ha ha whale works betterā¦ donāt know where the seal came from
maybe itās that noise they make that reminded me of big LozWhat is it?View attachment 841888sweetcorn in everything
Is it some form of pizza?
Vickygage must really hate lozza cos she's obviously trying to poison her.
Yeah, then he posts 'anyone know a plumber?' halfway through cos he thinks that's who would get more gas delivered, the daft twit!
I remember that! Everyone was wondering if big las had flooded the placeYeah, then he posts 'anyone know a plumber?' halfway through cos he thinks that's who would get more gas delivered, the daft twit!
maybe that was because she flooded the flat when her waters brokeYeah, then he posts 'anyone know a plumber?' halfway through cos he thinks that's who would get more gas delivered, the daft twit!
I'm surprised she hasn't "graduated" onto "taking out the bins, honest" (in a full face of slap and hair all coiffed) candid photos like Lisa Appleton used to do. I don't even get the point of those stories.
This picture is probably the worst, or the best, depending on your point of view.
Is it really worth it for the meagre amount of money countered by the huge amount of humiliation?
(She looks as if she's raking the bins for fag butts, yeah, I said butt)
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