Lauren Goodger #43 La'Rosylee-cuppatea, loz'll make you obese by the time you're three

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I’m starting to wonder if Lauren is actually a ‘grey’ alien……🤔
And she’s slowly morphing back into her original form from her home planet?
 
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funny you should mention the size of her arse as this is what she said last week…..
Can we all just take a moment to think about Mark and those immortal words said by BYG ‘he’ll never get better than me’ 😂😂
If Mark had ever felt anything for her after they split, I think it will now have turned into disgust (he’s a misogynist who couldn’t cope with her dressing what he thought was revealing let alone what she’s doing now which is sharing her most intimate body parts with strangers). Charlie is too much the opposite to the point he doesn’t care at all, I think he’d share his girlfriend all day long if it means he doesn’t have to work and he can sponge off her
 
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Looooooooooooooool ...... You never fail to deliver ..... THANK YOU 👌 🥰💖💖💖💖💖💖
Thank you too ❤❤❤💖💖🤗💖😘 xx.
You're welcome 😀😘 xx.
I love the gif 😍❤😍💕😘😘 xx.


@Pom Bear I'd love to see Murat with some false teeth, however I think his smile gives him a certain 'character' hahaha! I can't quote posts at the min, it's either Tattle or my phone, not sure 👽🤗❤😘🐾 xx
Yep I agree, although I've just made Murat some Turkey teef I thought that he looks better with his old smile..so I let them have a try and he seems to agree that his old smile is better as well...Sorry to hear on post quotes, hope it sorts itself out😄🥰💕❤😀💖🐾👽😘 xx.

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Thank you too ❤❤❤💖💖🤗💖😘 xx.
You're welcome 😀😘 xx.
I love the gif 😍❤😍💕😘😘 xx.




Yep I agree, although I've just made Murat some Turkey teef I thought that he looks better with his old smile..so I let them have a try and he seems to agree that his old smile is better as well...Sorry to hear on post quotes, hope it sorts itself out😄🥰💕❤😀💖🐾👽😘 xx.

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Ah, that's better, fixed it 🤭 oh no, they don't suit at all, he looks like he's borrowed them off his Turkish cousins donkey 🤣🤣👽🤗❤😘🐾 xx
 
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Ah, that's better, fixed it 🤭 oh no, they don't suit at all, he looks like he's borrowed them off his Turkish cousins donkey 🤣🤣👽🤗❤😘🐾 xx
That's good it's fixed 💖😀😘 xx
I agree, he looks angry..though I did borrow them from Carl Woods spare teef set lol 😄😄.
Loooooool his Turkish cousins donkey 😄😄xx.

I'm already missing his old smile, I miss smiling Murat.. luckily his got his old teef back now. 😄😄💖💕😍❤👽🥰🤗🐾😘😘
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That's good it's fixed 💖😀😘 xx
I agree, he looks angry..though I did borrow them from Carl Woods spare teef set lol 😄😄.
Loooooool his Turkish cousins donkey 😄😄xx.

I'm already missing his old smile, I miss smiling Murat.. luckily his got his old teef back now. 😄😄💖💕😍❤👽🥰🤗🐾😘😘
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I did laugh last week Pom. One of the local taxi drivers was the absolute double of our Murat, he was lovely but I was giggling to myself. Son said 'Whats amusing you, Mother?' but I couldn't tell him, I will when he gets back 🤣🤣🤭👽🤗❤😘🐾 xx
 
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I did laugh last week Pom. One of the local taxi drivers was the absolute double of our Murat, he was lovely but I was giggling to myself. Son said 'Whats amusing you, Mother?' but I couldn't tell him, I will when he gets back 🤣🤣🤭👽🤗❤😘🐾 xx

Looooool that made me laugh 😄😄😄😅😅 I will look out and about for any Murat lookalikes as well 😄😄😄🤭❤👽🥰🤗🐾😘 xx
 
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New thread suggestion: New sofa for Lozza and Chaz’s new teef, please let us see for once La’kebab not asleep!
 
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I’m starting to wonder if Lauren is actually a ‘grey’ alien……🤔
And she’s slowly morphing back into her original form from her home planet?
If Chas really is attracted to this photoshopped version of BYG then she should never introduce him to Chloe Brockett who actually does look like this without filters and photoshop. Particularly as he’s clearly in it for the fame and Chloe is actually still on TOWIE 😂
 
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Charlie doesn’t give a crap that Lauren’s not attractive, he’s got free rent and food and she lets him play with his boys and sinks still.
 
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Charlie doesn’t give a crap that Lauren’s not attractive, he’s got free rent and food and she lets him play with his boys and sinks still.
Exactly, the pair of these fuckwits think they are zelebs !
 
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Online retailer, but ooooh 'as seen in the homes of premier league footballers' 😂😂😂😂

So is loo roll, doesn't mean anything.

Byg's settee is called the 'cinema sofa' and there was a competition to win it. I think it's the booby prize.
So 'bespoke' seems to mean it crammed into the gap.

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Every single item is naff as hell, the curved monstrosities are bloody awful!
Screams cheap looking and static.

I make no apology to any scrunchies with one of these settees.
Seriously.
Your taste is shite.
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Online retailer, but ooooh 'as seen in the homes of premier league footballers' 😂😂😂😂

So is loo roll, doesn't mean anything.

Byg's settee is called the 'cinema sofa' and there was a competition to win it. I think it's the booby prize.
So 'bespoke' seems to mean it crammed into the gap.

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Every single item is naff as hell, the curved monstrosities are bloody awful!
Screams cheap looking and static.

I make no apology to any scrunchies with one of these settees.
Seriously.
Your taste is shite.
😎
It makes them feel better if they get out of bed for half a day and move to this Slotha. I mean Sofa. I think that’s how they spend 80% of their week. Lying down eating sleeping and watching tv. Repeat.
 
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Thread sujeshun:

Yungel & Chaz piling on Beef, they’d sell LaRose for a new set of Teef
 
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