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Just read them, they don’t hold back. I had to chuckle at one that asked if they checked the bus was okay (that she ran into the back of)So she’s always mocking DM readers for the type of comments that are made.
yesterday she got ripped apart by BBC readers too on their twitter post. When is she going to get it, she’s fricken mocked and disliked everywhere.
Here is the dude right hereSo fella I work with had his baby six weeks ago and his wife brought him tonight; stil over 8lb when born but he’s six weeks old and looks like a newborn. I know all babies vary but lulutinkerbell Drury Goodger looks deffo way older!! And we don’t actually know what surname she’s been given do we; Im betting it’s nothing to do with Chaz…
Baby girl got christened already??? Ohhh Previous LaFML and her family portrait is bewful. So Previous these memories.no words are neededView attachment 698652
Has anyone ever seen his teeth?! Why does he always smile without them showing?
Bet she throws in a pair of dirty knickers to seal the deal. Jesus Christ!!! That thing will only be good for the dump.No thanks love, could not pay me to lie in a bed that’s been covered in all you and Oddbods various secretions
Why’s she selling it? Not enough crushed velvet? Can’t get the KFC grease stain out the headboard? You can see the imprint of her fat lumpy arse from here.£750 for the smelly bed designed by BYG
Traveller chic. No normal person would buy that eyesore new let alone with their skid marks and cum stains on it.£750 for the smelly bed designed by BYG
She should punt it on OnlyFans as the "conception bed" with free milk-stained pillowcases£750 for the smelly bed designed by BYG
I got confused too. I think two are up for sale. One has a tall headboard (I called first dibs on that so back off it’s mine) and second no headboard. You can have thatHas she just inflated the price to £950 ?
it’s probably got more sperm dna than a Turkey Baster bank
Can you imagine, it'd shine up brighter than the Blackpool illuminations If they got one of them bloody forensic UV light thingies on that mattress, no thank you Lozza, not even for £7.50£750!!! Bargain. That’s the dog tit milk leakage fart infused bed. Cmon guys. Collectible. No doubt Charlie didn’t make it to the sink sometimes. I’ve got first dibs please.
Please, I hope someone writes some funny comments. Or ask stupid questions.
Suggestions.
- was milk leakage just on the one side? Does it smell? Stale milk real smells and I wouldn’t want a bed smelling like stale milk
-do I need to knife the bed a lot to find the “cola”
- you’re often been referred to as a mattress tester, is this one of those mattresses?
- what could I potentially catch from sleeping in the bed? If nothing, can you give me a 12 month guarantee on that please
- will the hidden food stashed in between the mattress be sold for extra?
Don’t know what your talking bout mate, she designed it. Slept in it. It was created for her. She was a TV star. Original reality TV star. This bed will be worth at least £20 in ten years time.Can you imagine, it'd shine up brighter than the Blackpool illuminations If they got one of them bloody forensic UV light thingies on that mattress, no thank you Lozza, not even for £7.50
It's like her weirdo best mate, Lauryn, the baby is 15 months old or something, she pumps milk for hours, shows her freezer full of it, the boy's only on one milk feed a day, what's she doing with the rest & what's the point? Selling it to internet creeps? If she was donating it to hospitals for prems etc I'd say good for her but she's not.
Wouldn’t have that for free! They are obviously renting and need money for the bond!Traveller chic. No normal person would buy that eyesore new let alone with their skid marks and cum stains on it.
Haha, even that's £18.99 too much! Scummy baggage, she can keep her dogshit spunky bubbles bed, or sort it aht on 5th NovemberDon’t know what your talking bout mate, she designed it. Slept in it. It was created for her. She was a TV star. Original reality TV star. This bed will be worth at least £20 in ten years time.
I'm sure she is, she's certainly not making dirty dog Walker a fucken rice pudding with it is she!Selling it, same as oldgel will be, plenty of folk out there very into drinking breast milk.
Shudder.
I would imagine that's the sort who will buy her bed. They'll writhe around licking the mattress.
Enjoy your suppers all