When you register a birth, is the date you put down checked? Or do they trust you to be telling the truth…
You would have proof from the hospital or midwife. Like with weddings or deaths. Our lives are made-up of certificates for the way in/way out and inbetween! Unless you are Hazno & Smegma ofc.When you register a birth, is the date you put down checked? Or do they trust you to be telling the truth…
You take something with you from the hospital if I remember rightly.When you register a birth, is the date you put down checked? Or do they trust you to be telling the truth…
A bit like Aladdins lamp innit, one rub at Lozzas trotters and bewful baybeh gel jus popped outThat reflexology worked a treat though, didn't it? Magic!
Sadly not surprising ..... start as they mean to go on ..... hes got her to sponge off .. id also imagine she told him, once baby is here we`ll be racking it in with mag shoots, interviews advertising baby clothes/products ... lozzaass biggest money maker has arrived ... give it a few days and the barrage will start .... he`ll be like her a lazy useless bastard living off the media and IG fake land ... they`ve hit the jackpot .... glad she arrived safely, sadly she couldnt pick her parentsAnd here’s the proof again
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I really hope so. I would love to watch for the can't look away/cringe factor but it would annoy me if yet again she earned off this babyITV do not employ peeps who have OF accounts end of. She may have a guest appearance - not the same - no Mummy Diaries.
Congratulations to the couple but honestly I’m living in a different world to these folks, thank God!Baby was born 3 weeks ago, hence why he was on OF straight after the announcement! The pics will now be staggered strategically to make up the 3 weeks timeline so Big Chaz can still pretend to be the dad and they can bleed the baby dry for cash!
I can't wait for the obligatory pad down the netty knickers photo which all the Scummy mummies postHere we go.
The deluge of baby photos - sadly there's bound to be photoshoppery involved, of the poor baby.
The deluge of really shite freebies.
Ditto over sharing of every intimate moment of being a new mum.
It's going to be a mixture of utterly unbearable and absolutely hilarious.
AgreeSomething smells off about this! Out on Saturday night, posting up to yesterday. The 3am plumber beg and now suddenly an announcement? Bullshit. That baby hasn't just been born as we suspected, it was days ago. Nice to see Charles is on Only fans being the scumbag we knew he could be.
What an anticlimax. Also I bet any money it was an elective c-section all planned out for ages. The home birth was probably all bullshit for headlines.
No, but I heard Mehmet from the local kebab shop is putting a sign up ... free chips and can of coke, with every meal worth a tennerAnybody near Buck Palace gates in case something is pinned up there?
Here's hoping Loz remembers to take the baby home from the hospital.You take something with you from the hospital if I remember rightly.
...whilst Ch'Arg rubbed one out in the burfing pool...A bit like Aladdins lamp innit, one rub at Lozzas trotters and bewful baybeh gel jus popped out
Prince Chaz has called looking for the Princess of his dreams from the Ball last night when she ran ( well maybe waddled) away when Fairy Moleman's spell wore off leaving behind a dainty glass slipper ( alright black trainer) a dainty size 4 by all accounts sadly Lozza is no Cinderella so Chaz will be off toot sweet in search of pastures new. If only Lozza didn't have squaddie size 10's the shoe would have fit and they could have lived happily ever after like her other fables and fairy storiesHer feet are deffo not a size 4,
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I agree - so at some point today we will get a photo of a foot and their fingers (yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn) and the first photos and the name will be in the mag (yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn)The deal is with OK who have revealed the birth.
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