Anyone know what an untold pineapple is ???
So basically she's a prostitute?You know what cracked me up the other day. I was looking at Megan Barton’s OF subscription page and she also has an Amazon wishlist for her pervs to purchase stuff for her, but on hers she has like cute lingerie pieces or cute dress up outfits for her perves to purchase for her because I guess she can then wear them and show them pictures of herself wearing the clothes they have bought for her. Makes sense right? Goodger has a washing machine up for her pervs to buy for her, what she gonna do with that? Dry hump it and take a picture?
She is keeping a secret from the “untold pineapple”.
*Consults BL dictionary*
That’s a given. She eats an untold amount of EVERYTHING*Consults BL dictionary*
Untold AMOUNT of? But that's a guess
She is really making me feel ill at the moment. She is completely stupid and is soon to be in charge of a helpless newborn. She should have it in a zoo where at least the keepers know when and can intervene to remove the baby for its own safety.
More like one of ya feet!Bounce on her pregnancy ball??? One of Chaz's testicles???
Megan certainly was / still is. Her whole thing is being a sex worker and trying to normalise it and how it was empowering womenSo basically she's a prostitute?
@Clickbait , thank you for the new thread!! Still howling at @Crowbag masterpiece!!. @Facehugger, congrats on the thread title- what a belter!!
bit late of that... she'll be on her way to hospital in 5, 4, 3, 2, ...... 1?She's on the beg now, asking about pregnancy reflexology.
Thunderbirds are GO!bit late of that... she'll be on her way to hospital in 5, 4, 3, 2, ...... 1?
Isn’t that an endoscope that they use when you have piles?We’re in for a treat then, aren’t we lucky
Being the sex machine that she is, I bet she’s got one of these
The Sex Selfie Stick - Unicun
The sex selfie stick is designed for the sole purpose of taking extremely intimate, pleasurable recordings of a certain part of the body.unicun.com
I'm pretty certain ... she being morbidly obese, and him not far behind, having " sexy time " would not be humanly or psychically possible right now ... come on lozzaaa this aint our first rodeo, we know how this works .. " me fink u tellink PORKIE PIES as per usual ... talking out of that fake hideous fat arse!!! " ... just bounce on that fucking ball you silly ridiculous mare, and hope for the neighbours living below, that you dont crash your fucking heavy lumpylard body, through their ceiling!! hope you have house insurance ... those poor people, having to tolerate, you and that dim manchild 24/7
Open the floodgates!bit late of that... she'll be on her way to hospital in 5, 4, 3, 2, ...... 1?
I thought she might have given birth on Monday due to the severe floods.Open the floodgates!
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