Lauren Goodger #34 Syringing colostrum from her tatties, Chaz is now a chunky fatty

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Highly unlikely unless she plans to deposit the baby onto her father like she was by her mother & then blame it on "mentawl 'elf ishoos"
Poor kid

She reminds me so much of a bald eagle in this, the amount she has sharpened her nose she could peck someone's eyes out.
"Squaaaawwwwkkkk!!!! Pieces of eight. Pieces of eight! ""
 
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I thought rose was giving us the scoop upthread when she said 'tidal wave spotted in Essex' but maybe BL had merely stepped in a puddle to cause such a splash
I'm sorry I got over excited and took the silence as bl writhing around crushed velvet mirrored wall palace begging Chaz to help her flop into the pool
 
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I love it you look like a country music star! Here I am in one of my creations
That's it @Katie8ee - we are despatching you on the mission to rescue and deprogram Prince Hazno and isolate him in the Scottish highlands where he will quickly remember why he loves the UK so much while you bake him wonderful chalah bread (?). You are perfick for him. Over you go again to H&M for a complete debrief and removal of your pheremones... After all, he always wanted his very own living waity Katie
 
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You just know that Laulies given name is going to be an abomination with crazy spelling thrown in to make it "unique" I can not wait!
A bit like Lalique???

Don't forget that he was lured into Price's web on the basis that there would be lots of modelling work ha ha ha!

You just know this’ll be it
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cuz dey is well posh n eggzotik innit
Give me your keyboard!

she did say that she wanted a made up flower name, I was going for tulipa
A flower name - I'd go for Lil Missy Beggonia...
 
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