Lauren Goodger #33 Yungel ain’t fat & she ain’t white, her bump is neat & her bum is tight

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That is beautiful.
 
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So numnuts is full term today. That would make her estimated time of conception 11 Octoberish
Anyone fancy a look back and see if lard boy was actually on the scene then?
 
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Very Quiet on Planet Lozza, same for Planet Skank too, something not right here.

I don't suppose.... nah, she ain't due yet.
 
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I'm on my way with my paints.
In wheelchair so might take an hour or two.....
 
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So numnuts is full term today. That would make her estimated time of conception 11 Octoberish
Anyone fancy a look back and see if lard boy was actually on the scene then?
has she confirmed that? Even a few days ago she seemed to be saying the baby wasn’t due for a few more weeks to which I say bullshit. Not least because it’s going to be an Aliens situation if she doesn’t give birth soon. And who would blame little Lozza for wanting to get as far away from her mother as quickly as possible?
 
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If her due date is in three weeks ( full term being 37 weeks yet Lauren not being due for a few more) wouldn’t she have fell pregnant over Halloween period/ End of October period. Must have been that sexy Red Devil costume
 
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We found out that she was dating Charles on the 4th of October. Google says that she got pregnant on the 17th if she is 37+1 weeks today.
 
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If her due date is in three weeks ( full term being 37 weeks yet Lauren not being due for a few more) wouldn’t she have fell pregnant over Halloween period/ End of October period. Must have been that sexy Red Devil costume
Who couldn’t resist that
 
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Yeah she put on her IG stories on Wed that she was ‘on the tele on Thursday’ but have no idea what it which Thursday then someone saw an advert or something for it… can hardly wait for her lip smacking every ten seconds
Is the lip smacking bcos she actually has no sensation in them because of all the filler ? Like when you come out the dentist and you arent sure your mouths shut or if you are drooling.

Or is that just me .......?
 
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She talks so lazily it sounds like she’s slurring! Why can’t she pronounce anything right?! “Got Costrum from my brests, full of goodness and bewful minwals”
 
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#Syringing colostrum from her Tatties, Chaz is now a chunky fatty.
 
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So he came to look after her when she was sick that weekend. I wonder if that’s how little Laulie was conceived. If she was on antibiotics then the pill if she was taking it wouldn’t have worked. The bit where she calls him best looking boy actually makes me feel sick.
 
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She talks so lazily it sounds like she’s slurring! Why can’t she pronounce anything right?! “Got Costrum from my brests, full of goodness and bewful minwals”
It seems like a real struggle to talk and pronounce correctly with that big fake gob plus big fake "grave stones " style teeth
 
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