Lauren Goodger #32 Tattle paps in JD store, unfiltered arse hitting the floor

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She has a mono boob! Where is her grand canyon cleavage?? FFS, is it actually possible to be any more ridiculous??? Oh, we can see her nip too in her size 8 bikini top. :sick:
She's wearing her super-smug face as well. What a twit.
 
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Jokes aside. She has body dismorphia.

No other explanation.

Most people connect that to body builders and ā€œbigorexiaā€ and those with the weight of a leaf but think they are obese.

She is an odd version but experts think itā€™s from childhood trauma.

She simply does not see what others do, hence the ā€œwind bending, glass twistingā€ that paps do.

Itā€™s a mental condition.

Nothing except therapy and meds will help.

On the other hand, he is a victim of Stockholm Syndrome now.

Wait for the begging for bariatric surgery šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø
 
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That is a pretentious attempt at haut cuisine, with a side of pizza and what looks like a melting chocolate pud at the top

What establishment serves that all at once? Even a greasy caff doesn't drop the lot at the same time!
I thought that brown thing was a steak? With mashed potatoes, sauce in a jug and a bit of wilted parsley šŸ¤­šŸ¤£
 
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I thought that brown thing was a steak? With mashed potatoes, sauce in a jug and a bit of wilted parsley šŸ¤­šŸ¤£
Oh good grief.

Serves me right for watching too much Master Chef and wearing the wrong glasses.

Absolutely nothing to do with the volume of vodka consumed whilst browsing Tattle šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
 
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Jokes aside. She has body dismorphia.

No other explanation.

Most people connect that to body builders and ā€œbigorexiaā€ and those with the weight of a leaf but think they are obese.

She is an odd version but experts think itā€™s from childhood trauma.

She simply does not see what others do, hence the ā€œwind bending, glass twistingā€ that paps do.

Itā€™s a mental condition.

Nothing except therapy and meds will help.

On the other hand, he is a victim of Stockholm Syndrome now.

Wait for the begging for bariatric surgery šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø
Beggyatric surgery šŸ¤£
 
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I will go in more detail next week ā€¦ oh do duck off idiot.
Why does she think she is now a breast feeding specialist. Hasnā€™t even had the baby yet.
But the sad thing is so many "yung gels" hang off her every word which I find very strange as she pretty much spouts complete and utter shite!
 
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I will go in more detail next week ā€¦ oh do duck off idiot.
Why does she think she is now a breast feeding specialist. Hasnā€™t even had the baby yet.
I really really shouldnā€™t, butā€¦.

SYRINGE? What the actual F????

Half the population (guesstimate) have seen the size of her tattas.

A syringe ainā€™t gonna cut it!!!

Maybe a sink plunger but no idea how you would drain?
 
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I really really shouldnā€™t, butā€¦.

SYRINGE? What the actual F????

Half the population (guesstimate) have seen the size of her tattas.

A syringe ainā€™t gonna cut it!!!

Maybe a sink plunger but no idea how you would drain?
She has no boundaries - over sharing, over eating, over filtering, over injectingā€¦

Sheā€™s an absolute twunt
 
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I really really shouldnā€™t, butā€¦.

SYRINGE? What the actual F????

Half the population (guesstimate) have seen the size of her tattas.

A syringe ainā€™t gonna cut it!!!

Maybe a sink plunger but no idea how you would drain?
Vacuum cleaner. Good old Henry. And when heā€™s done with that he can suck the fat out of her
 
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I will go in more detail next week ā€¦ oh do duck off idiot.
Why does she think she is now a breast feeding specialist. Hasnā€™t even had the baby yet.
So youā€™re telling me sheā€™s NOT a doctoršŸ˜Æ šŸ¤Æ šŸ¤­
 
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Someone needs to do an intervention ASAP.
Poor lad looking more and more like a rabbit in the headlights as the days pass
I think the day duck actually loves her. Recon he has mummy issues and is a bit touched in the head

I will go in more detail next week ā€¦ oh do duck off idiot.
Why does she think she is now a breast feeding specialist. Hasnā€™t even had the baby yet.
3...2...1 ā€˜ sexy breast pump pics ala hilaria baldwin
 
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I really really shouldnā€™t, butā€¦.

SYRINGE? What the actual F????

Half the population (guesstimate) have seen the size of her tattas.

A syringe ainā€™t gonna cut it!!!

Maybe a sink plunger but no idea how you would drain?
Charlie will siphon it out old school style with a garden hose that Laurenā€™s dad donated from his garden for the cause; cos heā€™ll do anything for his FIRST grandchild, Laulie Charen Markchelle Drury.
 
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