Lauren Goodger #32 Tattle paps in JD store, unfiltered arse hitting the floor

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This is a new CGI face on Lozza.
She looks 16 here, FaceApp‘s ‚Young‘ presets doing its magic...

Also how embarrassing having to tag every begged gift because it was a freebie? That football kit is just the start, cake and balloons, watch, maybe a weekend away, party, she really has no dignity
 
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Why is her head so GIGANTUM.
what’s the bet that’s the DM pic. Should make a GIGANTUM laugh today
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Mummy has bought her not so little boy a football kit 🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if mummy had to help him into it as it’s very tight 🤣

Has he seriously put on his new football kit mummy bought for his birthday ? Or is that an old pic 🤣🤣. I thought 8 year olds did that lol
 
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So he’s running around the front room in his new football kit ? He’s 24 today 😳

He will be climbing on the furniture next and playing with his Xbox with it on

She CANNOT think this looks normal
But that’s her real face you know 🤦‍♀️ Not the Neanderthal version ( real )
 
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I wonder if mummy had to help him into it as it’s very tight 🤣

Has he seriously put on his new football kit mummy bought for his birthday ? Or is that an old pic 🤣🤣. I thought 8 year olds did that lol
Literally quite sad.
 
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Is this normal behaviour ? If I gave my other half a football kit ( he supports them too ) and he put it straight on and ran around the room I would think it was quite strange lol
 
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She will be plugging that woman later who got her the freebie at the Cave, she has probably begged these gifts through her, they are off to the stadium apparently, hope she knows there’s people with cameras there!
 
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She hasn't spent a bloody penny on this has she? What says "I love you" to your partner more than a bunch of begged crap more suitable for an 8 year old.....
I hope wherever they are going this weekend has a birthing pool, candles, fairy lights, 20 private midwives etc etc ready as she must be about to drop!
 
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Hay fever doesn’t botch my face? Anyone else experience this? Didn’t think so 😂😵View attachment 633755
No hayfever does not make me resemble a circus sideshow freak but perhaps it does Lozza cos she's more speshul than the rest of us plebs?

Mummy has bought her not so little boy a football kit 🤣🤣🤣
Is that an instruction on the back of the shirt to the Kitchen Sink Gang? LOL

Who is that in that picture with Chaz? Is that his friend Lozza? Cos it sure as hell ain't you!

Happy Birthday Arg you poor fucker!
Who is that sucker-lipped bint with Chazz?

It was in a reply to someone who commented on her latest grid post, think there’s a screenshot a few pages back


Not sticking up for her mum entirely as don’t know facts but Lauren wrote about her mum having severe PND. Lauren’s elder and younger siblings have different fathers so maybe that’s why Lauren’s dad was the only one she was able to ask for help as perhaps the other dads weren’t around or suitable?

I know Lauren wouldn’t have understood this as a child but now she’s an adult. Also he was her dad, not like her mum dropped her off at some shelter.

If those were the circumstances then I think it’s really wrong all Lauren does is publicly bash her mum, Lauren could end up with PND and unable to cope herself.
In view of that its rather surprising then that NOBODY in her family has questioned her barmy behaviours or her OF smut. One might have thought Dad would have stepped in to demand an answer as to why she thinks its OK to do porn when pregnant just to begin with, yet imagine how he must feel when his friends snigger about his daughter's grubby antics? He must be mortified :(

I can’t cope so early in the morning with this ?
What is that supposed to translate too ?
That should read "she a bike" surely????

Mummy has bought her not so little boy a football kit 🤣🤣🤣
Mummy has SCROUNGED her little boy a football kit
 
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I got he football kit but he thought he a bike , mummy daddy wait for baby girl to here. We together forever . This is lozzas Neanderthal chat. Takes a while for the brain to translate it lol
 
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