They don't???
They don't???Those legs are dreadful and that was from years ago...
I have this idea in my head that she actually believes a stork will deliver her baby.
Im no doctor, but having had three children, I can easily spot a pregnant woman, who is so bloated, due to high blood pressure, and being this obese, most probably diabetes as well .. I had preeclampsia, with my son, was admitted ASAP to hospital complete bed rest a month before his birth, I was not allowed to move from my bed, except to go toilet and shower, and a nurse came with me, I had that heart monitor strapped to my stomach 24/7 ... he was delivered by c section earlier than due date, as the blood pressure kept shooting up to dangerous levels, and to save his and my life, he had to be delivered early, Im quite small, so the nearly 3 stone I gained, were very bad for his and my health, also spent further time after his birth, until they were satisfied it was safe for me to return home ... So if this fucking dimwit, thinks none of us women who have given birth, believe her delusional fairytales, that shes low risk, and safe to have a home birth, at her size, which we have seen with her real pics, she has a very big shock coming ... if as I imagine she is completely ignoring the medical experts, her bloated body, is proof enough, a home birth is not advisable, because whatever can go wrong will, and she`ll need to be rushed to hospital, where they will do their best, to make sure the baby, and her are safe, thats sadly the reality lauren!!Here's a thought and don't ask me why I'm suddenly being her mental fucking health advocate (I blame the three packs of crisps I just hoovered into my mouth) . Big Loz is obsessed with giving off this bullshit perfect image, ok no one believes it but she does and it's all about image so having sleep, a neat bump, Lauliè being perfect etc. I find that concerning as she's such a stubborn cow that she would suffer in silence if she did need help rather than admit everything isn't #perfect and that's a worry not just for her but especially for Lauliè.
she will probably claim they make her baby look brown. SHEESHTbf for me the best thing about giving birth apart from having a newborn obviously, was being able to get back to having decent sleep. Goodbye heartburn, restless leg syndrome and cumbersome bump with a human inside. You do need to wake up and tend to said baby, though.
Can't believe she's blaming the paps for her skin tone now! Whatever next
Looks like he is bucking that out the window
All bewful yungels are that hueDont forget .... also now a " person of colour " ( a very burnt orange colour, but none the less, still COLOUR!! )
Yeah Loz, it makes you look really awful. Really awful and swollen up.
That’s the Neanderthal picture filter again. Why does she use that filter. If I looked like that I would rip my face off and flush it down the loo. Maybe she’s really blind and she can’t actually What her pictures look like.
She goes from bad to worse, with every silly comment .... it is said, the real father, is a moroccan waiter from that place sheesh, Ive read many commenting the same, some were certain, this is the real truth, maybe they know the real story ... whos skin is slightly a darker shade than lumpys .... we`ll have to wait and see, once lil laurlielanacan makes her appearance, will she have moroccan features, like her real daddy ( who are quite nice looking people ) or be burnt orange, like mother dearest ... the plot thickens!
Should start reporting her insta as hacked, that ain’t Lozza and everyone knows it. Cheeky bitch.
I wouldn’t believe her about having a good baby even if it were true as she is the boy who cried wolf (I doubted her pregnancy in the first place after her three previous miscarriages which I’m sad to say didn’t add up).Imagine how annoying she’s going to be if she just shits out a really placid baby that sleeps through the night.
It could happen
HOWLING at puffy pawThis thread has cheered me up on a crappy day
I can’t get that unfiltered image of her out of my mind, hugely bloated carrying the wee Balenciaga handbag that is like a thimble in her puffy paw.
She is absolutely dead behind the eyes, these photos make me want to go and take a bath, she is so unclean.Bewful, natural yung gel(...who looks like a bloke who's had a stroke)
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Pete Burns has been overdoing the sun beds again I seeBewful, natural yung gel(...who looks like a bloke who's had a stroke)
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