The home birth is a cover story so people don't give her grief for a planned C-section. The tummy tuck will follow in Turkey #gifted... Although have seen some "Insta slebs" in the US have the tummy tuck rolled into the C section surgeryCould she be having a planned c section? Can’t imagine she’d want to go through all the contractions and pushing…..maybe she knows the date already
But it isn't done over here.The home birth is a cover story so people don't give her grief for a planned C-section. The tummy tuck will follow in Turkey #gifted... Although have seen some "Insta slebs" in the US have the tummy tuck rolled into the C section surgery
"Hornmones"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gawd she just gets better every single day with this crap!HORNMONES FFS
Yep I think it's an app from the joke shop store called 'How to make a right mug out of yourself' - she runs everything through it, pictures, spellcheck, life decisions...She must have a joke spell check on her phone that changes everything to the wrong thing?
Just imagine if she’s staged the water birth already, taken loads of photos that have been photoshopped and she’s already booked in for a planned c-section. That would be next level Lozza fakery! Also she would look completely ridiculous pouting and eye-fucking the camera as she did during her rush to hospital with ‘anixtey’ a few years ago. It would be peak Loz jumping the shark and may hopefully get her written off into obscurity like Josie CunninghamThe home birth is a cover story so people don't give her grief for a planned C-section. The tummy tuck will follow in Turkey #gifted... Although have seen some "Insta slebs" in the US have the tummy tuck rolled into the C section surgery
Its called "Cretin Mode"She must have a joke spell check on her phone that changes everything to the wrong thing?
This would totally happen. I was in Labour for two days nearly very gradual and it took hours to get her out she was only 6lb 7oz. I knew it was time when I was sick and had diarrhea violently. No thought at all to brush my hair, look remotely attractive and was bollock naked sweating like a fat lass in a cake shop by the end. I didn't even look in a mirror til I got home the next day. Who the fuck cares? Get your baby out and be happy you are both safe and well. Did my lad care what I looked like? Did the midwife? No!! I was squeezing a baby out!!Just imagine if she’s staged the water birth already, taken loads of photos that have been photoshopped and she’s already booked in for a planned c-section. That would be next level Lozza fakery! Also she would look completely ridiculous pouting and eye-fucking the camera as she did during her rush to hospital with ‘anixtey’ a few years ago. It would be peak Loz jumping the shark and may hopefully get her written off into obscurity like Josie Cunningham
I did think that might not be feasible in UK... Trip to Turkey it isBut it isn't done over here.
Not pregnant though so she can't have them at the same time.I did think that might not be feasible in UK... Trip to Turkey it is
Positive about the photoshopped versionher ‘positive’ opinion of her stomach
Understatement of the century MrB!She’s not quite right that woman
Just imagine if she’s staged the water birth already, taken loads of photos that have been photoshopped and she’s already booked in for a planned c-section. That would be next level Lozza fakery! Also she would look completely ridiculous pouting and eye-fucking the camera as she did during her rush to hospital with ‘anixtey’ a few years ago. It would be peak Loz jumping the shark and may hopefully get her written off into obscurity like Josie Cunningham
Please do one one of your recaps they are so looked forward too by many of us young gels and guys. #TeamClickbaitBlowie that is brilliant
Looks like our yungel will have a new thread by tonight and @MunHun is in the lead with this beauty. Happy to start the new thread if necessary, may also get a bit of a thread round up done later if I can.
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