Lauren Goodger #31 Chins, cankles & bingo wings, street rat's fault for harnessing wind

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Sorry I'm not a techie - have you checked if there is a techie thread on here - sure there must be or put on Forum Business maybe?


She's obviously so uncomfortable not being able to hide.
Never thought of that, will have a look now. Thanks
 
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So true.
 
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I don't know if it was on this thread but I think someone suggested deleting your internet cache and logging back in? (I'm not technical though so no clue)
 
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#smallbabybump WAS CHANGED TO#mybabybump
All this #smallbabybump #neatbabybump nonsense - doesn't Lauren WANT her baby to grow big and healthy? It's not about YOU.

She's more concerned that the public see her as a size 8 with a tiny bump. A pregnant woman would be worried if she thought her bump wasn't showing much (though I know it does happen).

She is such a delusional twat, she is huge and for some reason she doesn't want to admit it to herself.
What does #settled even supposed to mean? This woman is as thick as shit
I took it to mean her "bump had settled" as she's said it numerous times in recent months.

Unless she means domestically settled Yeah, with your gay for pay gigolo who wants to be insta-famous, stabbed Katie Price in the back (probably deserved) and advertised for a new fame whore girlfriend. If that's "settled", I'd rather be single.
 
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She has such a smug, arrogant look. Heaven knows why. I can just imagine her saying 'you want a fuckin photo?' if she thought someone was staring at her.
Thats what she was like on TOWIE full of herself and came across as an extreme bully. Nobody likes BFLLG thats big fat lying loz goodger.
 
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I don't know if it was on this thread but I think someone suggested deleting your internet cache and logging back in? (I'm not technical though so no clue)
Your right! It was me who was moaning about it anthe Captain suggested clearing the cache @MunHun it does work!

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That's not her, Chaz - THIS is her!

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As an aside, what's a "UK's number one unconscious mind ferapist"? (he says it at the beginning)
I don't know why but this gives me the absolute creeps. I dont find it endearing that he posts that picture of her it smells like bragging, objectification and just a bit ownershippy. The fact I could care less about her shows that it does make me feel a bit icky.

Stop dancing round it I'm saying to myself he looks like he is her fucking pimp showing her off to all the only fans patrons. It gives me the boke.
 
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Bewful yung gel birthing in a room with candles, 1000 midwifes and Chaz in socks and sandals
 
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In the dailyheil bra pics, her navel moves all over that bewful #smallbump.
I am imagining the baby gripping from inside and swinging on all the blubber, chips and silicone , playing tarzan with its umbilical cord, bouncing off the sides with its little feets. Each really good bounce explains the pics where yung gel's navel is missing.
 
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Bewfel yungel due to give birth, enter Chaz, stage left, with his increasing Arg like girth.
Have you seen the latest pics of Arg on his new Vespa wearing a baby turquoise top and shorts and yellow crocs - what a fucking plank he is. As someone put 'Moped appears out of man's bottom.'
 
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Lets just say " he wont be biting the hand that feeds him ... for now "..... she is hoping to earn quite a bit of cash with the child, as soon as its born ... it will be insta ads for baby clothes, mag deals, her doing interviews after interviews ( because she is the only woman on this planet who has had a child, so of course .. why not? ) ... flogging some dangerous diet crap, to get rid of her pregnancy " pounds " and the gullible out there, will fall for it all " hook line and sinker "... and her man child ( who bats for the other side apparently ) will stick around, to enjoy it all ... when he has finally had enough, he`ll be off to the next wannabe ... and she will continue on to sell her story as a struggling single mum to lil lanacane goodger blahhh blahhh blahhhhh ... rinse, repeat! all so predictable, if she believes this lil boy will be staying for foreseeable, she is more deluded than we thought .... once he finds himself a serious boyfriend, she wont see him for dust
 
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When you’ve no mates for a baby shower and you don’t make enough on OF flashing your flower
 
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