The only wind Lozza should be worried about is the wind from her arse, especially after what she's eaten.
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Look out Loz, they're coming for you!
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Comment of the whole thread, bravo!
I haven't checked this thread since, like, February...is it me or does her boyfriend look like a completely different person?!?
I didn't recognise him in the pictures, when the DM title said 'with boyfriend' i had to double check...
I didn't recognise him in the pictures, when the DM title said 'with boyfriend' i had to double check...
Bless her, she won’t be the first but I hope she is the last as Goodger is a butcher!
As Bette middle would say “you are the wind beneath my wings” (bingo wings) in Goodgers caseWhy you laughing? Why? It's spesial wind bewful wind. Magic wind...
What’s that coming over the hill, it’s the wind turbine, the wind turbine 
Haha. Seen someone’s just bet me to it. Great minds. We must all be thinking of Bette tonight
Busy bleepI think you’re all terrible because she’s just a bewful slim yungel who’s been doctored to look obese with cankles, neck rolls and dimply arms by the wind and the street rats. Awful behaviour.
It's only wind
And wind is all I have
To take your arse away
It's only wind
And wind is all I have
To take your arse away
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With apologies to The Bee Gees, but not Boyzone I'm not apologising to those fuckers.
And wind is all I have
To take your arse away
It's only wind
And wind is all I have
To take your arse away
Da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da da da da
With apologies to The Bee Gees, but not Boyzone I'm not apologising to those fuckers.
Aww thanks
The “Wind” comment for me is just a gift. I haven’t stopped laughing about this all night and it’s become a text thread between me, 2 brothers, my mother and one of my brothers mates - GOLD.
My mothers last message “she reminds me of the older sister who danced with the Nazi in the gazebo in the Sound of Music, but if she’s was 14 months pregnant”
Poor women !
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Lauren, run! They’re coming for you!
No lie, this is what is responsible for my lockdown fluffiness - who do I complain to?
My mother nailed it …..
My brother just rung me on FT and he can’t breathe from laughing - and this one didn’t know who she was.
Now he’s invested but can’t talk for laughing …
My brother just rung me on FT and he can’t breathe from laughing - and this one didn’t know who she was.
Now he’s invested but can’t talk for laughing …
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Liesl was actually the most naturally beautiful woman!!! There is no comparison.My mother nailed it …..
My brother just rung me on FT and he can’t breathe from laughing - and this one didn’t know who she was.
Now he’s invested but can’t talk for laughing …
Love this!!My mother nailed it …..
My brother just rung me on FT and he can’t breathe from laughing - and this one didn’t know who she was.
Now he’s invested but can’t talk for laughing …
Class, for me it’s fat lady/Harry Potter 
Aww thanks
The “Wind” comment for me is just a gift. I haven’t stopped laughing about this all night and it’s become a text thread between me, 2 brothers, my mother and one of my brothers mates - GOLD.
My mothers last message “she reminds me of the older sister who danced with the Nazi in the gazebo in the Sound of Music, but if she’s was 14 months pregnant”
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If only she had her wind protector with her today
Why does she sound look the end of a scooby doo episode?
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Lauren Goodger #30 - Multiple chins, cankles and bingo wings, all the fault of street rats harnessing wind
Although I still love - I'm confident because I'm fat, not pregnant.
Although I still love - I'm confident because I'm fat, not pregnant.
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