Lauren Goodger #29 Python frock, face like Spock, Big Lozzie's now berthed in dry dock.

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She has reached a new level of delusion today. A wind machine? So they’re carrying around wind machines just waiting for a Z-lister to pass by?
She said use the wind so I took it that they were harnessing the actual wind, they’re always doing that!
 
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I have never ever ever seen a random pap lugging a wind machine about just to get a bad picture lol. Are the paps mind readers and who in their right mind would even think something like that fucking nutter
 
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Is this yungel STILL pregnant??? I used to be an avid reader of this thread but work kind of got in the way. Feels like it has been going on for years.
 
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My sister was big into towie and she was 18 and stupid xx
 
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Good wind day.
 
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On that point - I notice the jumpsuits have not seen the light of day for a while.....?
 
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Oh Scrunchies.......I just CAN'T

Pesky street paps with their weather harnessing powers.

The desperation....she's just the gift that keeps on giving!

Why can't she just bloody own it?!?!!
 
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The fact she thinks the general public give a shit about the way she looks. You’re not a fuckin sex symbol anyway; you’re not known for how she’s looking, erm I don’t know what’s she known for. I do empathise with her, I am quite disappointed with my appearance in the mirror (worst is looking in the mirror at the hairdressers after they’ve washed your hair and put that towel tight round your little bald pea head)

Some people do give a shit about what you claiming you look like and the way she is contributing to the massive fucking cultural issue caused by SM. If she was more interesting and covered more by paps revealing her troooooo-self, she would have a major issue on her hands. But anyway bebz,the only way she can turn this round is to be start being honest about the pressures women feel when they spend too much on social media chatting to people that they have no real relationship with. Ho hum.
 
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I know exactly what you mean.
 
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Our bewful yungel, was a legel secrutty. She will use her brians and contaks from the sity 2 sue those rat papa.
 
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Why you laughing? Why? It's spesial wind bewful wind. Magic wind...

Why you laughing? Why? It's spesial wind bewful wind. Magic wind...
Why you laughing? Why? It's spesial wind bewful wind. Magic wind...
“Did you ever know that you're my hero (with huge boy tits)?
You're everything I wish I could be (your not, but oh well)
I could fly higher than an eagle (she couldn't)
For you are the wind beneath my giant bingo wings”

Magic wind …..
 
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You lot are absolutely killing me tonight look out Lozza, they're everywhere, they're all after you!

 
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I think you’re all terrible because she’s just a bewful slim yungel who’s been doctored to look obese with cankles, neck rolls and dimply arms by the wind and the street rats. Awful behaviour.

 
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