Or as Lozza calls them "inquiries " !!
Or as Lozza calls them "inquiries " !!I am dying
WHY IS SHE COPYRIGHTING THIS??!! Look at the state of it
Also I'm sure 'Emma' will be thrilled she's just told the whole world to contact her with any enquiries. She really doesn't have half a brain(brian)cell knocking about in there does she?!
I thought it would be Stuffed CrustBlink twice in rapid succession if you need rescuing Chaz, I'll send Domino's around with the rescue van, the code word is Deep Dish.
That's true!! I'm so used to her illiteracy my brain/brian autocorrectedOr as Lozza calls them "inquiries " !!
I know exactly what you mean Liar - knee deep in mud generally rather than the boulevards of gay Paree10 years ago we were living in France. My step-son came over for a visit with his girlfriend. We were totally unprepared for the idiot that turned up. I couldn't listen to her voice for more than five minutes without finding an excuse to check something in the kitchen, have a pee, empty the cat tray - just anything. I think she thought we lived in Paris not in some rural farm area with cows, horses, geese, ducks, llamas, wild board and bison. She squealed at everything to the point I wanted to brain her with our marble cheese board and chuck her remains in the septic tank. Lozza makes me feel the same way with her utter stupidity and childishness. She's mid-thirties not some ingenue.
And this is a lovely picture. It's the most natural pic of her I've seen for ages!Oh dear. He’s going to be in trouble for posting this. Gave her a new face (including what looks like a left hand side beard) but forgot about editing the rest. Wow
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That's about the size of it. Mind you, it's more to the scale of an Anaconda I think, I know some of them pythons are big but.............What's been going on!! So she bagged a break and has spent the whole time taking pics, editing pics, telling everyone it's amazing even if they didn't ask and turned in to a python.
I bet he's got free VIP access to her OF, dirty little MoleratAnd that photo of Moleman next to her wangers.... Do you think he asked for a suck?
Here you are lolShe'll probably do a Skanky, that is just bugger off abroad when the taxman gives her a Court date then fend him off with a list of lies about how she's skint, got a kid and a worthless deadbeat partner to look after, a decrepit property to renovate, a dying mother, blah blah blah.
That child is going to fall out of her easily going by all that grease she's ingesting; None of that pushing nonsense necessary
We need Pom to superimpose a burger into it's hand and there you have it!
Haaaha, that's brilliant PomHere you are lolxx.
I had to add a sweetcorn as well as its her trademarkxx.
Back later
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That looks more like Lozza's birth videoHaaaha, that's brilliant PomI've had to save that one too here, I bet our Loz can do a python jaw stretch round a burger like this lad too
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Haha, well, she'll probably give birth to a double whopper with fries and 6 sidesThat looks more like Lozza's birth video
Yeah! I know they think they're all dead sexy but the reality ....not so muchAnd that photo of Moleman next to her wangers.... Do you think he asked for a suck?
Not just the arms............She has really fat arms.
Don't mean to offend. I'm no Cindy Crawford. But she is fatShe has really fat arms.
Nah, sod him. He knew fine well what he was doing when he got involved with her. He wasn't forced into anything. You reap what you sow...not his first rodeo remember! He seems like a nasty git anyway.I thought it would be Stuffed Crust
Who the fuck writes this drivel???!! Honestly! What a load of absolute fly-ridden horseshit. Pass the sickbag. The DM really is just a vault of piss isn't it.Please duck off Lozza
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