What even is this meant to be? It's not her face, it's not her body. Just who, exactly , does she think she's fooling ?
We may all be #busycunts but at least we ain't #lyingcunts
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Lauren Goodger #27 Scamming cash by selling fake gear & lips that look like a baboon's rear
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We may all be #busycunts but at least we ain't #lyingcunts
Forensic Photo Study by Lt. AlwightDallin / Columbo
Latest photo -
Doesn't look to have been taken in May, as there are brown leaves on the ground to the far left of the photo and the side-on photo shows a tree with no leaves on it - it would be fully green had this been taken today.
Hair is exactly the same in all previous backgrid photos, down to the loose pieces and colouring / regrowth.
She isn't wearing her 'three heart' gold necklace in any of the photos, yet has worn it in every Insta post, raising the possibility that this photo was taken prior to her recieving the necklace.
The trainers she's wearing in the latest photo are ones she's listed on Instagram, so she's either selling trainers she's currently using, or this photo is old.
She actually looks smaller in the 'business meeting' photos than the latte-coloured jumpsuit photos. Which is pretty unlikely.
I hope she got paid a fair amount for her day of hard work changing outfits and pretending to be on her phone (holding a fake handbag and phone case). She really does need to slow down the poor gel.
Latest photo -
Doesn't look to have been taken in May, as there are brown leaves on the ground to the far left of the photo and the side-on photo shows a tree with no leaves on it - it would be fully green had this been taken today.
Hair is exactly the same in all previous backgrid photos, down to the loose pieces and colouring / regrowth.
She isn't wearing her 'three heart' gold necklace in any of the photos, yet has worn it in every Insta post, raising the possibility that this photo was taken prior to her recieving the necklace.
The trainers she's wearing in the latest photo are ones she's listed on Instagram, so she's either selling trainers she's currently using, or this photo is old.
She actually looks smaller in the 'business meeting' photos than the latte-coloured jumpsuit photos. Which is pretty unlikely.
I hope she got paid a fair amount for her day of hard work changing outfits and pretending to be on her phone (holding a fake handbag and phone case). She really does need to slow down the poor gel.
It's not even real make up It's from the faceapp2. It is so scary what it does. I can make myself look like that in a second with it.
I’m really disappointed she’s not spinning her head 360 like an owl again
God it all adds up to a really embarrassing picture. I wouldn't dare
wearing the trainers she's currently trying to flog...you just wouldn't would you 
sure they will open them up later as they normally do.
Evening you lovely lot of #busycunts 
just clocking in for the night shift & catching up. Tell you what, whoever did that block paving wants his P45. Wiggly lines all over the shop
just clocking in for the night shift & catching up. Tell you what, whoever did that block paving wants his P45. Wiggly lines all over the shop 
Actually comical how straight up and down her legs are! Bad photoshop
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What is the massive sideburn all about? Or is that brown blusher? I'm a confused busycunt
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You wonder if they (Backgrid, I assume) Photoshop to very strict requirements - most sane women wouldn't want stick legs and a loaded nappy arse.Actually comical how straight up and down her legs are! Bad photoshop
That's the bruise on her face from where she's laid on her phone in bed asleep all the timeWhat is the massive sideburn all about? Or is that brown blusher? I'm a confused busycunt
Skid mark from the chocolate eclair stuck on her pillow, when she's in bed "resting" after all of her "hard work" (begging, OF-ing and lying).That's the bruise on her face from where she's laid on her phone in bed asleep all the time
I think a itvb show might be the plan something like mummy diaries
Not a chance ITVb are giving her a show. OK magazine don't even advertise her column she is that uninteresting to people apart from to pull apart and mock
Those photos are defo not from today...there are no leaves on the trees!? We are in the middle of May..the trees are in full bloom now!Ohh doesn’t she look so skinny and amazing and real in today’s DM. Same hair do as all the other ones for the last few months???
Lauren Goodger shows off her growing baby bump in a white T-shirt
Lauren Goodger, 34, proved she's bumping along nicely on Monday when she left a business meeting in Essex.www.google.co.uk
I’ve just found someone less fortunate in the facial department than Lozza
Switched on Enders for the first time in months, WTF has happened to Sharon Mitchell .. jeez
Switched on Enders for the first time in months, WTF has happened to Sharon Mitchell .. jeez
She looks 20 years older than Kathy!
Is Kathy still on the go? God I've not watched it for years I think the last time I saw her it was after that kerfuffle with that posh blonde twit that did the dirty with her
In 1992, I sold Letitia Dean two pair's of shoes in my first Saturday job. She was really pleasant. And an establishlished adult character at that time. Maybe she's feeling under pressure to conform to the implausible idea that a woman over 50 can conceive naturally?
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