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Recap time Congratulations to @AimlessShameless on your first thread title
I didn’t realise how much the 
likes to start them off, it’s the small things eh @265? 
We discovered that Big Loz’s ex-pal Katie Price has pipped her to the post by getting an appearance on “Celebrity Masterchef”, when it’s our yungel who has been making so much effort
Filling her face is now taking up a lot of her time. She’s eating in bed, in the bath, and whilst soaking her crispy trotters.
We were spoiled in thread #25 with not one, but two of her OK columns; riveting stuff as always. She’s “cleansed herself” by packing up her too small polyester clothes ready to flog (you’d need some bleach and wire wool at the very least BL), and came up with some nonsense about a troll saying her face was too thin to be pregnant.
Oh and @NinaStar90 spotted an important typo in the article. In her most recent column she gave us all some belly laughs when she claimed to be be “very sporty”
clearly doing laps of a car park is a more strenuous workout than we first imagined. And who could forget the legendary mountain climbing 
in Portugal.More freebies arrived for baybeh including a pink polyester flared jumpsuit so Laulié can look just like mummy (poor thing) and a truly hideous and potentially unsafe pink cot with a completely impractical headboard ripe for baybeh covering in various bodily fluids
.Obviously she can’t be expected to keep up with posting the #gifted items as she’s exhausted and her “anixtey” is back. She is pregnant don’t you know?!
She commissioned some “beskoke” jewellery from a company including a necklace with 3 diamonds to represent her, Oddbod and the baby. Obviously she was in the centre because everything has to revolve around her in this special “love chapter”.
The very much in love couple went on a trip to the seaside, ate some fish and chips, doughnuts, waffles and something with squirty cream. But it’s ok because they had some ‘elfy juice later in the week.
They even found time to beg a free game of crazy golf where Charlie went rogue and posted some less than flattering content of Big Loz much to our delight. His IG went private not long after so clearly she flipped out and put a stop to it. Spoilsport.
He really is giving Arg a run for his money after all the free takeaways so he’s started taking a leaf out of Big Loz’s big book of photoshop and giving himself a new face.
Scrunchies realised that she’s been modelling herself on ‘Little Britain’ characters - Ting Tong, and now Vicki Pollard. Once baybeh fucks up her pelvic floor she’ll be making like Mrs Emery on her rare outings from her pit.
It wouldn’t be a recap without another set up photo shoot in a cheap jumpsuit - pink v4.0 - back in her natural habitat of a car park resplendent with sweaty arse crack, and doing her weird head rotation like a big pink owl.
After a trip to get the 4D scan of baybeh, they went out for dinner with Loz wearing her stinking fur coat and Chaz making up for the earlier photo indiscretions by photoshopping her jawline to resemble an alien
/ Space Raider/ Dairylea triangle hybrid. Trust @Facehugger to spot the nudist behind her 
.Finally congrats to @Sunnydaze101 for finding the smoking gun that appears to confirm Big Loz has started flogging topless pics (during her pregnancy) on Only Fans for £100 despite claiming she’d never do this. Here is the link if you’re brave enough.
), I have a full time admin job with the NHS, a 2 year old daughter and 2 dogs to look after (and a husband but he does his part 
And you only got it on Saturday... no doubt the rabbit will appear when she does her OF 
. I haven't caught up yet but I saw in the DM comments someone paid for the naked preggy boobs 
and also the set up 4D scan pics totally classy. I take it she's a wizard now as she seemed to be wearing a cape! 
. I hope some more of our fallen Scrunchies have returned. 
One is bad enough
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