The same as protecting my baby girl whilst flogging pics
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'But not as we know it'!That's a chicken burger with cheese and mayo in bread
I cannot envisage any stage of my life when I would contemplate sending a message to someone I don't know telling them their baby will be beautiful - sounds like some mad Gypsy Rose Lee gig. These people are completely mental.
Do they think theyāre some gangster couple or what?!?!
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You beat me to it, I was just about to post that! So where
are they going today? what will be for lunch?
Matching Hats? is she blind?
Watch this space!
Recap time Congratulations to @AimlessShameless on your first thread title
I didnāt realise how much the 
likes to start them off, itās the small things eh @265? 
We discovered that Big Lozās ex-pal Katie Price has pipped her to the post by getting an appearance on āCelebrity Masterchefā, when itās our yungel who has been making so much effort
Filling her face is now taking up a lot of her time. Sheās eating in bed, in the bath, and whilst soaking her crispy trotters.
We were spoiled in thread #25 with not one, but two of her OK columns; riveting stuff as always. Sheās ācleansed herselfā by packing up her too small polyester clothes ready to flog (youād need some bleach and wire wool at the very least BL), and came up with some nonsense about a troll saying her face was too thin to be pregnant.
Oh and @NinaStar90 spotted an important typo in the article. In her most recent column she gave us all some belly laughs when she claimed to be be āvery sportyā
clearly doing laps of a car park is a more strenuous workout than we first imagined. And who could forget the legendary mountain climbing 
in Portugal.More freebies arrived for baybeh including a pink polyester flared jumpsuit so LauliƩ can look just like mummy (poor thing) and a truly hideous and potentially unsafe pink cot with a completely impractical headboard ripe for baybeh covering in various bodily fluids
.Obviously she canāt be expected to keep up with posting the #gifted items as sheās exhausted and her āanixteyā is back. She is pregnant donāt you know?!
She commissioned some ābeskokeā jewellery from a company including a necklace with 3 diamonds to represent her, Oddbod and the baby. Obviously she was in the centre because everything has to revolve around her in this special ālove chapterā.
The very much in love couple went on a trip to the seaside, ate some fish and chips, doughnuts, waffles and something with squirty cream. But itās ok because they had some āelfy juice later in the week.
They even found time to beg a free game of crazy golf where Charlie went rogue and posted some less than flattering content of Big Loz much to our delight. His IG went private not long after so clearly she flipped out and put a stop to it. Spoilsport.
He really is giving Arg a run for his money after all the free takeaways so heās started taking a leaf out of Big Lozās big book of photoshop and giving himself a new face.
Scrunchies realised that sheās been modelling herself on āLittle Britainā characters - Ting Tong, and now Vicki Pollard. Once baybeh fucks up her pelvic floor sheāll be making like Mrs Emery on her rare outings from her pit.
It wouldnāt be a recap without another set up photo shoot in a cheap jumpsuit - pink v4.0 - back in her natural habitat of a car park resplendent with sweaty arse crack, and doing her weird head rotation like a big pink owl.
After a trip to get the 4D scan of baybeh, they went out for dinner with Loz wearing her stinking fur coat and Chaz making up for the earlier photo indiscretions by photoshopping her jawline to resemble an alien
/ Space Raider/ Dairylea triangle hybrid. Trust @Facehugger to spot the nudist behind her 
.Finally congrats to @Sunnydaze101 for finding the smoking gun that appears to confirm Big Loz has started flogging topless pics (during her pregnancy) on Only Fans for Ā£100 despite claiming sheād never do this. Here is the link if youāre brave enough.
She's damaged your eyes AND mental health now Mr. MMorning, just checking in. I checked out the nudostar website last night. Never mind big Lozza, there were plenty of photos around the edges of the pages I can never unsee now
I know. I try not to look at these things but I just donāt have the time to to think through the possible repercussions before I click the buttonShe's damaged your eyes AND mental health now Mr. M
Mrs Emery - so accurate - another spot on summary - thanks for the belly laughs
Congratulations to @AimlessShameless on your first thread title
We discovered that Big Lozās ex-pal Katie Price has pipped her to the post by getting an appearance on āCelebrity Masterchefā, when itās our yungel who has been making so much effortopening packets and frying things in litres of oillovingly slaving over a hot stove cooking for Oddbod. She must be fuming. She even made a bacon sandwich people!
Filling her face is now taking up a lot of her time. Sheās eating in bed, in the bath, and whilst soaking her crispy trotters.
We were spoiled in thread #25 with not one, but two of her OK columns; riveting stuff as always. Sheās ācleansed herselfā by packing up her too small polyester clothes ready to flog (youād need some bleach and wire wool at the very least BL), and came up with some nonsense about a troll saying her face was too thin to be pregnant.
Oh and @NinaStar90 spotted an important typo in the article. In her most recent column she gave us all some belly laughs when she claimed to be be āvery sportyā
More freebies arrived for baybeh including a pink polyester flared jumpsuit so LauliƩ can look just like mummy (poor thing) and a truly hideous and potentially unsafe pink cot with a completely impractical headboard ripe for baybeh covering in various bodily fluids
Obviously she canāt be expected to keep up with posting the #gifted items as sheās exhausted and her āanixteyā is back. She is pregnant donāt you know?!
She commissioned some ābeskokeā jewellery from a company including a necklace with 3 diamonds to represent her, Oddbod and the baby. Obviously she was in the centre because everything has to revolve around her in this special ālove chapterā.
The very much in love couple went on a trip to the seaside, ate some fish and chips, doughnuts, waffles and something with squirty cream. But itās ok because they had some āelfy juice later in the week.
They even found time to beg a free game of crazy golf where Charlie went rogue and posted some less than flattering content of Big Loz much to our delight. His IG went private not long after so clearly she flipped out and put a stop to it. Spoilsport.
He really is giving Arg a run for his money after all the free takeaways so heās started taking a leaf out of Big Lozās big book of photoshop and giving himself a new face.
Scrunchies realised that sheās been modelling herself on āLittle Britainā characters - Ting Tong, and now Vicki Pollard. Once baybeh fucks up her pelvic floor sheāll be making like Mrs Emery on her rare outings from her pit.
It wouldnāt be a recap without another set up photo shoot in a cheap jumpsuit - pink v4.0 - back in her natural habitat of a car park resplendent with sweaty arse crack, and doing her weird head rotation like a big pink owl.
After a trip to get the 4D scan of baybeh, they went out for dinner with Loz wearing her stinking fur coat and Chaz making up for the earlier photo indiscretions by photoshopping her jawline to resemble an alien
Finally congrats to @Sunnydaze101 for finding the smoking gun that appears to confirm Big Loz has started flogging topless pics (during her pregnancy) on Only Fans for Ā£100 despite claiming sheād never do this. Here is the link if youāre brave enough.
Compulsively repulsive - I think thats the term - then when you've seen it that vision is welded into your brain. Forever. No I shall not be tempted to go take a peek at it either tee heeI know. I try not to look at these things but I just donāt have the time to to think through the possible repercussions before I click the button
My eyes! My eyes! 
I know it's been said so many times before but that poor child. What a role model of a mother she has
I know it's been said so many times before but that poor child. What a role model of a mother she has
Fabulous Clicky! Another epic round up, they are coming round thick and fast nowadays. I imagine you'll have to book some time off around Juntember when baybeh is born, just to help us keep up!
Congratulations to @AimlessShameless on your first thread title
We discovered that Big Lozās ex-pal Katie Price has pipped her to the post by getting an appearance on āCelebrity Masterchefā, when itās our yungel who has been making so much effortopening packets and frying things in litres of oillovingly slaving over a hot stove cooking for Oddbod. She must be fuming. She even made a bacon sandwich people!
Filling her face is now taking up a lot of her time. Sheās eating in bed, in the bath, and whilst soaking her crispy trotters.
We were spoiled in thread #25 with not one, but two of her OK columns; riveting stuff as always. Sheās ācleansed herselfā by packing up her too small polyester clothes ready to flog (youād need some bleach and wire wool at the very least BL), and came up with some nonsense about a troll saying her face was too thin to be pregnant.
Oh and @NinaStar90 spotted an important typo in the article. In her most recent column she gave us all some belly laughs when she claimed to be be āvery sportyā
More freebies arrived for baybeh including a pink polyester flared jumpsuit so LauliƩ can look just like mummy (poor thing) and a truly hideous and potentially unsafe pink cot with a completely impractical headboard ripe for baybeh covering in various bodily fluids
Obviously she canāt be expected to keep up with posting the #gifted items as sheās exhausted and her āanixteyā is back. She is pregnant donāt you know?!
She commissioned some ābeskokeā jewellery from a company including a necklace with 3 diamonds to represent her, Oddbod and the baby. Obviously she was in the centre because everything has to revolve around her in this special ālove chapterā.
The very much in love couple went on a trip to the seaside, ate some fish and chips, doughnuts, waffles and something with squirty cream. But itās ok because they had some āelfy juice later in the week.
They even found time to beg a free game of crazy golf where Charlie went rogue and posted some less than flattering content of Big Loz much to our delight. His IG went private not long after so clearly she flipped out and put a stop to it. Spoilsport.
He really is giving Arg a run for his money after all the free takeaways so heās started taking a leaf out of Big Lozās big book of photoshop and giving himself a new face.
Scrunchies realised that sheās been modelling herself on āLittle Britainā characters - Ting Tong, and now Vicki Pollard. Once baybeh fucks up her pelvic floor sheāll be making like Mrs Emery on her rare outings from her pit.
It wouldnāt be a recap without another set up photo shoot in a cheap jumpsuit - pink v4.0 - back in her natural habitat of a car park resplendent with sweaty arse crack, and doing her weird head rotation like a big pink owl.
After a trip to get the 4D scan of baybeh, they went out for dinner with Loz wearing her stinking fur coat and Chaz making up for the earlier photo indiscretions by photoshopping her jawline to resemble an alien
Finally congrats to @Sunnydaze101 for finding the smoking gun that appears to confirm Big Loz has started flogging topless pics (during her pregnancy) on Only Fans for Ā£100 despite claiming sheād never do this. Here is the link if youāre brave enough.
A very good point
This pregnancy seems to have been going on for a decade.
That face , is it her real one
or filtered. Itās scary
A mix between both...That face , is it her real one
Cheers
Congratulations to @AimlessShameless on your first thread title
We discovered that Big Lozās ex-pal Katie Price has pipped her to the post by getting an appearance on āCelebrity Masterchefā, when itās our yungel who has been making so much effortopening packets and frying things in litres of oillovingly slaving over a hot stove cooking for Oddbod. She must be fuming. She even made a bacon sandwich people!
Filling her face is now taking up a lot of her time. Sheās eating in bed, in the bath, and whilst soaking her crispy trotters.
We were spoiled in thread #25 with not one, but two of her OK columns; riveting stuff as always. Sheās ācleansed herselfā by packing up her too small polyester clothes ready to flog (youād need some bleach and wire wool at the very least BL), and came up with some nonsense about a troll saying her face was too thin to be pregnant.
Oh and @NinaStar90 spotted an important typo in the article. In her most recent column she gave us all some belly laughs when she claimed to be be āvery sportyā
More freebies arrived for baybeh including a pink polyester flared jumpsuit so LauliƩ can look just like mummy (poor thing) and a truly hideous and potentially unsafe pink cot with a completely impractical headboard ripe for baybeh covering in various bodily fluids
Obviously she canāt be expected to keep up with posting the #gifted items as sheās exhausted and her āanixteyā is back. She is pregnant donāt you know?!
She commissioned some ābeskokeā jewellery from a company including a necklace with 3 diamonds to represent her, Oddbod and the baby. Obviously she was in the centre because everything has to revolve around her in this special ālove chapterā.
The very much in love couple went on a trip to the seaside, ate some fish and chips, doughnuts, waffles and something with squirty cream. But itās ok because they had some āelfy juice later in the week.
They even found time to beg a free game of crazy golf where Charlie went rogue and posted some less than flattering content of Big Loz much to our delight. His IG went private not long after so clearly she flipped out and put a stop to it. Spoilsport.
He really is giving Arg a run for his money after all the free takeaways so heās started taking a leaf out of Big Lozās big book of photoshop and giving himself a new face.
Scrunchies realised that sheās been modelling herself on āLittle Britainā characters - Ting Tong, and now Vicki Pollard. Once baybeh fucks up her pelvic floor sheāll be making like Mrs Emery on her rare outings from her pit.
It wouldnāt be a recap without another set up photo shoot in a cheap jumpsuit - pink v4.0 - back in her natural habitat of a car park resplendent with sweaty arse crack, and doing her weird head rotation like a big pink owl.
After a trip to get the 4D scan of baybeh, they went out for dinner with Loz wearing her stinking fur coat and Chaz making up for the earlier photo indiscretions by photoshopping her jawline to resemble an alien
Finally congrats to @Sunnydaze101 for finding the smoking gun that appears to confirm Big Loz has started flogging topless pics (during her pregnancy) on Only Fans for Ā£100 despite claiming sheād never do this. Here is the link if youāre brave enough.
for the congrats!!! Still wanting the bleach 
I wonder if they're free range eggs? Even if they are, they're still packaged in plastic. Plastics which harms the environment, which endangers and kills animals. You'd think she'd be against that. PETA-loving, fur-hag big lump of contradiction and lies that she is, right?
Great recap!! Just reread it. In stitches again
Congratulations to @AimlessShameless on your first thread title
We discovered that Big Lozās ex-pal Katie Price has pipped her to the post by getting an appearance on āCelebrity Masterchefā, when itās our yungel who has been making so much effortopening packets and frying things in litres of oillovingly slaving over a hot stove cooking for Oddbod. She must be fuming. She even made a bacon sandwich people!
Filling her face is now taking up a lot of her time. Sheās eating in bed, in the bath, and whilst soaking her crispy trotters.
We were spoiled in thread #25 with not one, but two of her OK columns; riveting stuff as always. Sheās ācleansed herselfā by packing up her too small polyester clothes ready to flog (youād need some bleach and wire wool at the very least BL), and came up with some nonsense about a troll saying her face was too thin to be pregnant.
Oh and @NinaStar90 spotted an important typo in the article. In her most recent column she gave us all some belly laughs when she claimed to be be āvery sportyā
More freebies arrived for baybeh including a pink polyester flared jumpsuit so LauliƩ can look just like mummy (poor thing) and a truly hideous and potentially unsafe pink cot with a completely impractical headboard ripe for baybeh covering in various bodily fluids
Obviously she canāt be expected to keep up with posting the #gifted items as sheās exhausted and her āanixteyā is back. She is pregnant donāt you know?!
She commissioned some ābeskokeā jewellery from a company including a necklace with 3 diamonds to represent her, Oddbod and the baby. Obviously she was in the centre because everything has to revolve around her in this special ālove chapterā.
The very much in love couple went on a trip to the seaside, ate some fish and chips, doughnuts, waffles and something with squirty cream. But itās ok because they had some āelfy juice later in the week.
They even found time to beg a free game of crazy golf where Charlie went rogue and posted some less than flattering content of Big Loz much to our delight. His IG went private not long after so clearly she flipped out and put a stop to it. Spoilsport.
He really is giving Arg a run for his money after all the free takeaways so heās started taking a leaf out of Big Lozās big book of photoshop and giving himself a new face.
Scrunchies realised that sheās been modelling herself on āLittle Britainā characters - Ting Tong, and now Vicki Pollard. Once baybeh fucks up her pelvic floor sheāll be making like Mrs Emery on her rare outings from her pit.
It wouldnāt be a recap without another set up photo shoot in a cheap jumpsuit - pink v4.0 - back in her natural habitat of a car park resplendent with sweaty arse crack, and doing her weird head rotation like a big pink owl.
After a trip to get the 4D scan of baybeh, they went out for dinner with Loz wearing her stinking fur coat and Chaz making up for the earlier photo indiscretions by photoshopping her jawline to resemble an alien
Finally congrats to @Sunnydaze101 for finding the smoking gun that appears to confirm Big Loz has started flogging topless pics (during her pregnancy) on Only Fans for Ā£100 despite claiming sheād never do this. Here is the link if youāre brave enough.
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