Lauren Goodger #25 Cankles, FaceTune & streaky hair, she struts the streets in market wear

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Just don’t get it... one room he’s listening to their little Laulies heartbeat and the other she’s getting her baps out
Moleman logs in for her too

What app did she use for the kid pic... I’m wanna try it on one of me as a crotchfruit
 
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I don't think she ever takes her coat off anywhere there's a chance of folk taking a picture of her. She's only ever got it off in her papped fake as fuck pics.
Must be so uncomfortable to sit there and try and eat in that jacket. Doesn’t look like it has much room to move

I dont think shed like the pic zoomed in
I know. It’s not a very pretty picture and the bottom half looks very big. Can’t even see the seat she’s sitting on

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I'm sorry but in that horrible fur jacket and with her real Max Headroom orange face she looks like a gorilla... apologies if I have offended any gorillas who obviously have a much higher IQ than this thing.
 
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Does she not realize it makes her look so much more massive too. She’s quite dim isn’t she.



Kept putting hard in front of face. Ok goodger.
 
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Seriously why is every single post littered with spelling mistakes. She spends "sooooo"much time editing the picture and then doesn't look at the words or even try to read them in her head or does she honestly believe that we will be so captivated with her natural beauty that the words are just irrelevant.
 
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Just saw the bewitful pics of lozza and chazza on their date night , eating 80% of the restaurant on their table. Bewitful loz chopped her face so it looks like a complete point and has chazza eaten her thumb as there wasn’t enough grub on da table ?

I dont think shed like the pic zoomed in
She must be sweating her bollocks off in that fur coat
 
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I wonder what Loz will be having for dinner today, will she cook? will Chaz cook? or get a free takeaway?
 
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I wonder what Loz will be having for dinner today, will she cook? will Chaz cook? or get a free takeaway?
I reckon a beggy roast at chazza s mums house to show the scan pic !
 
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Looks like he ate the lower part of one side of her face...

I wonder what Loz will be having for dinner today, will she cook? will Chaz cook? or get a free takeaway?
Choco Krispies for you in the bath no doubt
 
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Does she not realize it makes her look so much more massive too. She’s quite dim isn’t she.

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Kept putting hard in front of face. Ok goodger.
Those scans, I can't, they make your child look like something out of the bloody X files, they give me the willys (not literally like!)

Hope you are all ok Scrunchies
 
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Those scans, I can't, they make your child look like something out of the bloody X files, they give me the willys (not literally like!)

Hope you are all ok Scrunchies
Yep, the scans are a little creepy and yes X files springs to mind.

Nice to see you Facehugger, especially at this time of the day, you must be better and firing on all 4 cylinders.
 
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Yep, the scans are a little creepy and yes X files springs to mind.

Nice to see you Facehugger, especially at this time of the day, you must be better and firing on all 4 cylinders.
I'm fighting fit thank you Captain you better watch it & behave yourself now or else
 
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The plasticine baby scan freaks me out ..... not just her, anytime I see one. I would rather just see a dot.
 
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She's just all round horrible.
 
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